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Hank hadn't asked to be a freak of nature, the red string around his finger bleeding into purple. Society shunned him, made life generally miserable. By chance, he met Gavin who was in a similar predicament but had carved a life out for himself as a sex phone operator and camboy. Given the chance to perhaps make something of his life, Hank took up the offer of a job as an operator himself and, later on, as a camboy. Turned, out, he was good enough to get regulars, one of whom wormed his way into his heart far too easily.
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Not An Angel by GudufuFruit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Aug 2019
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Vampire and werewolf au. Enjoy.
Azi helped found a vampire organization that works with humans instead of trying to slave them or kill them or whatever. Blood drives and what not. Nobody knows the true business except for the owners of the business on the human side and the vampires.
Crowley is a werewolf that had a falling out with his pack. He's a lone wolf and has seriously fallen for Aziraphale.
The morons don't know what the other is because, woop, hormones and smells shift when one is attracted to someone... So Azi thinks he smells nice instead of like A DOG and Crowley thinks Azi smells like books and warmth he can't describe.
I have no idea what I'm writing. They're in love. Aziraphale is, of course, trying to keep his feelings to himself, and things happen because of a jackass named Gabriel. Many things.
I'll eventually write gore and what not. I take suggestions. If I like I write. If I don't I keep it out of the story.
I literally have no plot just letting these awkward characters take the wheel.
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Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.
“Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”
Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.
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In which Eggsy’s position in the Kingsman is not Galahad, or Eggsy gets married in a professional way.