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    “I’ll do it,” Harry offers brightly. No one even blinks. “I’ll do it?”

    Louis sighs irritably. “Shut up,” he orders, tossing a pillow in the general direction of Harry’s face. This is a terrible time for jokes, especially Harry’s lame, old people ones.

    Not that it was an old people joke. Just that most of the time Harry’s jokes consist of knock-knocks or terrible puns. The type of jokes old people like, Louis’ pretty sure. His nan always finds them hilarious when Harry tells her one.

    Harry bats the pillow out of the air without even blinking. “Be reasonable, Lou,” he says in his most reasonable voice.

    Louis is perfectly reasonable, thank you very much, and he’s also frustrated and upset and tired and he really wants to punch something. Maybe he should have held on to that pillow a little longer.

    “You’re not gonna fucking do it,” he snaps. “That’s the last thing I need.”

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    21 Jun 2017

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    The picture showed Harry smiling widely (with a fucking dimple) at the camera, his glossy brown curls situated artfully around his shoulders. Louis couldn’t see his whole outfit, but it seemed to consist of a pink, floral button-up with most of the buttons undone. Louis could also detect the dark outlines of tattoos on his chest, although he couldn’t quite make out what they were underneath the shirt.
    What he could make out was that his own heartrate seemed to have picked up significantly.
    Shit.
    This was so not good. Not only had Louis drunkenly sent messages in a deliberate attempt to interact with this man, he was now insanely attracted to him without ever having met him in person.
    Maybe Liam was right – drunk tweeting really was a horrible, rotten idea.

    A famous/non-famous AU in which Louis banters back and forth with his new record company on Twitter, only to find out that Harry is the man behind the tweets.

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    21 Jun 2017

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    Harry blinks once. And blinks again. And says, his voice dangerous: “Niall, did you get me a mail-order bride?”

    Because what the actual fuck. It kind of looks like Niall’s just purchased a person. For Harry.

    Niall blinks back at him for a few moments, before throwing his head back and howling with laughter. Harry throws a pillow at him. Hard. “No, what the fuck, Harry.”

    “A prostitute then?” Harry also doesn't want a prostitute.

    “Of course not!”

    “A stripper?”

    “No!”

    Damn, he’s running out of ideas. He settles for launching another pillow at Niall’s head. Niall bats it away easily, still laughing. “Stop!”

    “What did you get me, then?!” Niall must hear the tinge of hysteria in his voice, because he’s pulling himself together, trying to stop himself from laughing.

    There’s still a big grin on his face, though, when he says, “I got you a professional cuddler.”

    A professional…what. “What?”

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    21 Jun 2017

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    AU. When superstar singer and winner of The Voice Louis Tomlinson tweets “Nothing worse than waking up with no milk for a cuppa !! Gutted” he doesn’t expect someone to bring him some. And he really doesn’t expect that someone to have bright green eyes, long curly hair, and (fucking) dimples.

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    Louis is the father to the most brilliant little boy in the world who is all Louis really needs, or at least that's what he tells himself. Harry is a gorgeous boybander fresh off a two year break and a massive scandal that's left him a little broken and more than ready to move on.

    They fall in love.

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    20 Jun 2017