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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Caleb is so tired.

     

    (or; “To be clear…do you know what you’re fighting?”

    Caleb doesn’t. He thought he did, a long time ago. Not anymore.)

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    19 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    The Empire got a lot more unfriendly towards “unauthorized” mages, after the attack.

    Molly hadn’t even been aware that “unauthorized” mages were a thing beforehand, but suddenly they were. That was just the way things worked in the Empire, now more than ever, and it was one more thing The Mighty Nein had to roll with.

    (Or, post Episode 12, the Mighty Nein get in trouble with the law by virtue of being a group containing a goblin, two tieflings, and a couple of mages. Caleb pulls off some heroics to let them get away, and by the time they find him again he's been hit with the Feeblemind spell as punishment. Rather fumbling attempts at coping ensue while the rest of the group tries to fix things.)

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    10 May 2018

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    "Please hear me out," the pants say, urgently. "M'names Barry. I've been trapped in these pants for fucking decades."
    Sildar pauses. The voice sounds so sad.
    "This has literally nothing to do with me," Sildar says. "I guess I can take you to the university, if you want?"
    "Nonono, they'll just destroy me," Barry says. "Maybe, uh, don't do that."
    Sildar pauses. "...Are you a lich?"
    The jeans are silent for a moment.
    "No-oo," Barry says.
    "You're a lich," Sildar says flatly.
    "Yeah, okay," Barry admits. "But in my defense it was an accident."

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    03 Apr 2018

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    You are the goddamn king of suffering.

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    Magnus and Merle tend to Taako after his run in with some bad luck. His inner monologue goes a walking.

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    05 Mar 2018

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    On their final night in Lake-town, Bilbo accepts a bedfellow. (Spoilers for middle of the book.)

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    16 Nov 2017