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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    In which Harry tries to ignore his trauma with fantasy Quidditch but Malfoy's Thereness™ is distracting and all his classmates want to talk about are unicorns, virginity, and Muggle music.

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    12 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 68

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    "Besides," Varric says, "I figured it was my turn to be the love interest."

    "This is not love," Cassandra mutters. "It is barely interest."

    Cassandra has doubts about being in a relationship with Varric (and about the literary records of said relationship.)

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    16 Mar 2018

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    Harmon knows how this goes. He's from Nevarra, and he's read books. Plural. If you want to fight a dragon you need to find a Kindly Mentor who can teach you all their Secret Strategies.

    So all he needs to do is find this old Tal-Vashoth dragonslayer his cousin keeps going on about, get him to teach Harmon about dragons, convince everyone else to go along with his dragon-hunting plans, fight a dragon, and win.

    Easy, right?

    Starring one cheerful qunari grandpa, one grumpy necromancer grandpa, and a bunch of Nevarran mercenaries who are about to have a very educational experience.

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    15 Mar 2018

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    "'Spock,' Jim breathes out, completely overwhelmed by the gesture—not quite believing that Spock knows him so well, that's he's already started researching, that he trusts Jim with a member of his own endangered species."

    When Jim gets it in his head to adopt an eight year old Vulcan, Spock presents a logical solution to the issue of Jim's humanity: marriage to a Vulcan citizen.

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    26 Jan 2018

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    I have such a weakness for kidfic and man this is some goooood fake marriage. It's just so sweet and utterly adorable and I teared up when Sorek asked if he could call Jim 'father'. What more do you need?

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    Exile was certainly dark, but in Julian Bashir's case, it was warm and humid instead of numbingly cold.

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    19 Jan 2018