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  1. Rec *

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    Newt runs a simulation given three constraints:

    1: Newt wants to clone a kaiju
    2: Hermann does not want Newt to clone a kaiju
    3: Newt is going to clone a kaiju anyway

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    13 Apr 2018

  2. Rec 14

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    Rictor returns home.

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    19 Mar 2018

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    I really needed this yesterday god it's so good

  3. Rec 32

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    where Rictor meets the love of his life while he tries to put it back in order.

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    18 Mar 2018

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    "I overheard you. You were talking in your sleep.”

    Steve's heart fluttered nervously.

    “It was a little funny at first,” Nancy admitted, her tone a mix of teasing and apologetic, “you were moaning my name and I thought it’d be kinda funny if Mike accidentally overheard you having a sex dream about his sister—”

    Steve couldn’t control the guffaw that escaped him.

    “But then you said Jonathan’s name. Right after mine. All in the same breath.”

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    03 Nov 2017

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    Albus Dumbledore rose to his feet, smiling at them in that way of his, like he knew something you didn't and he was proud of you for it. "Friends," he began.

    The door thudded open and the Marauders burst in, late and pink-cheeked with cold. The headmaster smiled at them, too, and Sirius gave a cheery little salute back.

    Severus sunk lower in his chair, staring witheringly over his butterbeer. "You told Potter about it, too?"

    "He might as well put all that energy to good use," said Lily. "And, to be accurate, I told Remus."

    "But Potter, really?" said Severus.

    "He and Black cooked up a jinx that gives you a boil every time you say a slur to a Muggleborn," said Lily. "It was either invite them to Alice's war club or bake them cookies, and I know where my skills lie."

    Severus sniffed. "Don't come crying to me if he tugs your pigtails."

    "Come crying to me if he pulls yours, and I'll deck him," said Lily.

    (Slight AU in which Severus apologizes, tries harder, and stays friends with Lily)

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    11 Jul 2017