NotEvenCloseToStraight



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  1. Summary

    A Collection of Holiday Fluff featuring ridiculous tropes, the best holly jolly cliches, and our favorite characters falling in love over and over again!

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  3. Summary

    A collection of explicit prompts
    Various pairings, any warnings can be found in the individual stories

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  5. Summary

    Time Travel, Mutants, Fated Mates, Complicated Relationships and True Love.

    Main Book: More Than Words-- Spideypool ABO ft. Alpha!Wade and Omega!Peter

    Bonus Chapter: More Than Us-- Stucky/ony continuation of the MTW Post-Credit Scene

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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    fanart inspired by the Stuckony fic "Lassos and Lilies" by NotEvenCloseToStraight

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    20 Nov 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AMAZING ART for LAL
    Made me scream just a little but

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Fanart
    to the absolutely amazing work "Lost and Found" of NotEvenCloseToStraight

    (Not fond of posting Art in AO3 but I want to gift these to the author)

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    06 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    art for my words! Amazing!

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Dear omega,

    Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.

    If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.

    Sincerely,
    National Omega Services

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    23 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the only stories I’ve ever loved enough to bookmark

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    Tony needed something to drink. He hated when his thoughts got muddled with all this negativity. From his father to Steve to the rest of the world he just...he didn't want to give a damn anymore. So yes, he needed a drink, or...at least a different type of ambrosia to soothe his ever raging thoughts. A new start...sort of...maybe?

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    11 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Mine

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