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    Quick Fics and Tumblr Prompt Fills!

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    At Channel Eight News, things run a little different.

    Head Anchors Sam and Pepper are full of sass and sweetness and their particular brand of flirting.

    Sports Anchor Steve is hot but sort of dumb, Googling sports stats before his shift and spending all his free time trying to flirt with Sexy but Ridiculous weatherman Bucky, who is perky and pretty and sure does love pointing at those clouds.

    Station Manager Tony has a stress level that can be managed by how floofy his hair is, a ridiculous crush on both Steve and Bucky and is just trying to keep his workplace from falling apart.

    The news is on, and its full of shenanigans

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    A collection of Valentines Day commissions from my Tumblr

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    A Collection of Holiday Fluff featuring ridiculous tropes, the best holly jolly cliches, and our favorite characters falling in love over and over again!

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    Steve is a doofus but Tony loves him anyway. Steve is a caring boyfriend and Natasha both loves him for taking care of Tony and hates him for coming to her for help with stuff she'd rather not think about.

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    09 Apr 2018

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    Tony hadn't known that Steve had never smelled an omega in heat before. He's not sure what he would have done differently if he had known, of course, but it would have been nice to know, if only so could have prepared for the events that happened after his heat that dominoed after it.

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    09 Apr 2018

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    Wonderful

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Tony needed something to drink. He hated when his thoughts got muddled with all this negativity. From his father to Steve to the rest of the world he just...he didn't want to give a damn anymore. So yes, he needed a drink, or...at least a different type of ambrosia to soothe his ever raging thoughts. A new start...sort of...maybe?

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    11 Oct 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Mine

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