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    Dream is slowly working his way across the continent for reasons known only to him. Sapnap and George are determined to follow him. He's mysterious and definitely not entirely human, but between Sapnap's tendency to set things on fire and George's constant confusion, the three of them might find answers.

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    A nonlinear fantasy/adventure narrative featuring poly!dteam with a few guest appearances of other mcyt peeps you know and love.

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    Chronological order:
    13, 10, 2, 3, 5, 19, 1, 4, 8, 12, 6, 7, 11, 15, 17, 9, 14, 16, 20, 21, 18, 22, 23, 24

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    10 Sep 2021

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    Sapnap: Damn, even I think that is one dry-ass trending description
    Sapnap: How much do you get paid to write those again?
    George: none. this is an unpaid internship and I hate it here.

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    Or: in which George is the Twitter Description Man, and Dream is the perpetually-trending Minecraft youtuber he has a love-hate relationship with.

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    21 Aug 2021

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    "You - was that a pick up line?" He asks, taken back, and Dream almost laughs. "I'm about to steal a seventeen million dollar artifact, and your first instinct is to flirt with me?"
    "I mean, I don't know, why not," Dream smiles, despite being able to list many reasons as to why not.

    (Dream, local superhero, attempts to recruit the infamous art thief that keeps slipping away.
    Clay, local college student, attempts not to fall in love with the waiter who knows an unnatural amount about art.)
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    21 Aug 2021

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    "Wilby says that- that if a stranger ever tries to grab me, I can bite them." Tommy nods, giving a little glare towards Techno and his bitten hand.

    "Okay." Technoblade says slowly. "But don't bite me."

    "No, I'm gonna bite you."

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    SBI Zombie apocalypse AU, in which Tommy is a little kid who's been separated from Wilbur. While Wilbur is on a desperate search for his little brother with Phil, Tommy stumbles across Technoblade, who is the definition of 'no chill' in the zombie apocalypse.

    Techno accidentally gains a new little brother.

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    14 Jul 2021

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    And Here You Are/Too Foreign for Here/Too Foreign for Home/Never enough for Both
    --Ijeoma Umebinyuo.
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    See, the thing about werewolves, is they love family. They’re all about family. Their family.
    They’re not nearly as enthusiastic about some stray.
    Sure they’re more than their instincts, they can take in kids, but you start out on thin fucking ice and Tommy’s never been very good about being respectful. So he gets kicked out of a lot of packs.
    The other thing about werewolves is that they’re terrible fucking gossips. So getting kicked out of one pack is as good as getting kicked out of at least five or six of their closest neighbor-packs.
    Which is why Tommy is now stuck with fucking humans and their weird smelling house.

    OR: Tommy is a werewolf in the foster care system. Its less uncommon than you'd think. What is uncommon is ending up in a house full of humans.

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    23 Jun 2021