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    "Being ‘The Undying Lord’ isn’t even dad’s day job. So it’s got to be a big problem for them to jump in," Rainer explains.

    “Wait, what’s his day job?”

    “Taking down other necromancers for the Raven Queen.”

    Fitzroy stares at her. Rainer stares back.

    “You’re fucking with me,” Fitzroy says.

    “I am one hundred percent not fucking with you,” Rainer says.

    (Or, asking your friend's dad if you can borrow their undead skeleton army, please, we need it for reasons.)

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    13 Sep 2020

  2. Rec 9

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    Duck has a sudden flash of clarity where he remembers that just because he never stopped picturing himself with a giant neon sign above his head blaring ALERT: TRANSGENDER INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!! to god and everyone doesn’t mean that the rest of the world sees that sign anymore. He, at some point in his transition, started passing, and so now people don’t know unless he tells them.
    “I’m trans,” Duck says immediately, as Hollis visibly winds up to shout more.
    He gets to watch Hollis’ expression go through three distinct shifts in as many seconds: confusion, realization, embarrassment, and suddenly, sharply, back to near apoplectic with rage.
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    Hollis performs pseudotherapeutic pyrotechnics in the woods on Duck's beat. Chaos ensues, as it tends to do around Hollis.
    This work has a Hollis POV version now! you’re never gonna fit in much, kid

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    07 Sep 2020

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    A defence of Fitzroy Maplecourt, Knight (in absentia) of the Realm of Goodcastle

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    23 Aug 2020

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    Jake Coolice stares at Dani as she lays on what’s essentially a stranger’s couch, body wrapped up in a spare blanket. It was nice of Leo to take them in after what happened, but it still doesn’t feel right.

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    15 Jul 2020

  5. Rec 37

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    "No!” Lup says, vehemently, shaking her head for emphasis. "No doctors."

    Barry's paralysed. This is such a shitty trope, some part of his brain is shouting at him. They always say that in movies just before the hapless sidekick has to sew up the protagonist. He can’t sew at the best of times, let alone when there’s blood everywhere!

    "Why not?"

    She bites her lip worriedly, not meeting his gaze.

     

    Lup and Taako crash land outside the tiny village of Faerun. Lup's lucky enough to find somewhere to recuperate, but she soon discovers that she's feeling something she never expected for the man taking care of her. Taako's lost, alone, and scared, but he knows one thing - he'll raze this planet to the ground to find Lup.

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    11 Jul 2020