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  1. Rec 18

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    Shakespeare is read
    Gender's performative
    Romantic Comedy's
    Heteronormative

    "Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of another gender." - zforzelma.tumblr.com

    [chapters 1-2 are PG-13, chapter 3 is filth. Choose your own adventure.]

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    07 Nov 2019

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    A brilliant, poetic and steamy hot take on the dynamic between Beatrice and Benedick post-marriage <3 Shakespeare needs more femdom, clearly!

  2. Rec 28

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    For a second Ellie is conflicted. She knows Hardy is in pain but has no idea how to comfort him. They don't have that kind of relationship, they don't show each other their emotions. Or at least, Hardy doesn't. Ellie thinks back to an offer of a hug in the ladies' toilet.

    She clears her throat and reaches a hand to gently shake Hardy's shoulder.

    "Sir, Har-" She sighs. "Alec?" God but that feels weird on her tongue.

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    Based on the actual canonical bedsharing scene we got in S2E4.

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    28 Sep 2019

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    Mmmm, sweet pegging-without-pegging (like, pegging is also great, but this is some excellent not-pegging~)

  3. Rec 87

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    At the Hundred Guineas Club, Aziraphale attracts the attention of a man with a lot of money and a fair amount of baggage. Crowley's not so keen on that.

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    25 Sep 2019

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    At the Hundred Guineas Club, a new member has taken an interest in the club member "Mary"...

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    23 Sep 2019

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    Crowley & Aziraphale start a podcast together, post-canon.

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    After Aziraphale's video on crêpes makes it into Youtube recommendations through a little demonic intervention, he quickly goes viral. Cue college students just trying to make it work, a bunch of young queers who see A.Z. Fell and his husband Anthony as "goals," and quite a few comments from one Newton Pulsifer.

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    23 Sep 2019

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    The comments on Aziraphale's Youtube channel, if he'd taken up being a cooking vlogger post-canon <3

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