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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Seras lost one family when they were killed in front of her. When she was killed, she gained a new one... not that any of them realize it for a long, long time.

    Or, they're in love and loving but they're also all dunderheads.

    "If she had really thought about it, she’d have thought things would go back to normal. Then she would have thought longer about it – what with the whole thirty years she could have spent ruminating on the topic – and remembered that there wasn’t a normal at Hellsing and never had been. Still, she hadn’t thought the strangeness would come from Seras."

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    15 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Two depressed boys. Also known as “How John Egbert got his groove back”

    ((They’ve been on Earth C for around a 3 and a half, John is 19 going on 20.))

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    02 Jul 2019

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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    09 May 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    rose has been hallucinating since she was six, john has been medicated since he was eight, jade's movements are always strange and jerky, and dave couldn't cry at a funeral if you paid him. they're all fucked up in the worst ways, but they're trying their hardest.

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    04 Apr 2019

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  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    "The headlines call you Captain America's Battle-Meg, isn't that right?"

    You freeze your expression at the slang, a stony settle to your mouth and shoulders, animated warmth gone in a blink.

    "Battle-what?" The co-host teases, taking your side to recover the dead air. "Meg - oh, hah, O'meg'a, right, that's what they used to, that's the old fashioned -"

    You shake your head, stand, long body unfolding out of the frame of the shot. "That's not - I'm sorry, I don't agree with that language." You fumble the mic from your shirt, your 'nope, no, that's not okay to say to anyone,' distant audio. For a few suspended heartbeats the hosts keep their elbows up, eyebrows up, jaws loose, wide eyes tracking your circuit behind the cameras.

    A script shuffles, someone coughs to interrupt a furtively whispered debate.

    You return in-frame, doughnut in hand, and all but shove your face in Kathy Donnel's perfumed cleavage to clarify into her mic, audio feedback blistered by your breath as you turn your head to regard the audience over the rim of your aviators, "I prefer the term Battle-Bitch."

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    14 Feb 2019