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  1. Summary

    Geralt is satisfied with his life. He adores his teenage daughter. He has a good relationship with his ex-wife and her girlfriend. He runs a successful secondhand bookshop with his brothers. He's happy, he supposes. It's a good life.

    Then he meets Jaskier, a local musician who is much more than he seems, and nothing in Geralt's life will ever be the same.

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    A collection of nine fics written for the 2021 Sugar & Spice Witcher Bingo Challenge.

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    According to Jaskier, they've lived this day almost a hundred times. Geralt doesn't remember any of them.

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    05 Jul 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    Jaskier has so many words.

    They’re constant, relentless, ceaseless. A bombardment of words. An onslaught of words. A veritable barrage of words.

    (Jaskier would appreciate the grandeur of these words, if Geralt shared his thoughts aloud. Bombardment, onslaught, barrage. Descriptive words. Poetic words. The sort of words the bard uses to transform the most banal contract into a thrilling adventure. They’re not words Geralt would have thought to use before Jaskier.)

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    26 Jun 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 51

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    There's a tender swollen lump at the back of his skull, his hair is a mess and all sweaty, but Jaskier still chokes on a plaintive little sound of appreciation as Geralt’s strong fingers run through his locks, combing them back from his damp face with a thoughtless intimacy that Jaskier barely knows what to do with.

    This is the best worst day of his life.
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    This is a midquel/missing scene for NoRationalThoughtRequired's adorable bookshop owner/busker Geraskier AU, time to wonder, do I dare? - this takes place somewhere between Jaskier and Geralt's first hug and Jaskier's birthday within that fic. If you haven't read it please go read it it's the best kind of utter fluff and this fic will make more sense. (Or you can just take everybody at face value as bookshop employees and friends with unresolved sexual tension for the next 4k words, your call, reader.)

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    05 Jun 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    When she meets Kylo Ren in battle at a First Order comm center, Rey feels a prompting from the Force that leads her to take him prisoner. One small act, upon which the fate of the galaxy turns.

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    04 Jun 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    All the Lady Sif desires is to become one of the fiercest warriors her realm has ever known. All her exceedingly proper Asgardian extended family desires is to see her married and settled like a Lady should be. This is the story of how they all learned to get along-- or not-- and the dangers they faced along the way.

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    13 Jul 2014

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