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    “Damn it,” Alex grumbles, kicking at an empty chair until it skids across the floor. “Come on, guys. There has to be someone who can go undercover. Any woman under 30 at this bureau who can put on some makeup and twirl in a circle.”

    And then all eyes, inexplicably, go to Kara.

    “Who?” Kara asks, looking back and forth between Alex and Vasquez and surreptitiously brushing the Cheeto dust from her pants. “Who is it, guys?”

    But Alex and Vasquez just keep staring at her silently, matching grins on their faces, and after a few seconds the horrible truth dawns on her. Kara blinks, looking down at herself and then back up at them.

    “But…I’m 31?”

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    To help her sister foil an attack on the Miss United States pageant, Kara needs to go undercover. There’s only one problem – she’s never been ladylike a day in her life. What starts as a reluctant favour leads Kara to real friendship, growth, and Lena Luthor, all under the watchful eye of the pageant spotlight.

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    The Miss Congeniality AU.

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    18 Sep 2021

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    The office is enormous, is the first thing Sterling notices.

    And the woman sitting behind the desk is stunning, is the second.

    A Ted Lasso AU.

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    22 Aug 2021

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    Clarke has done a lot of stupid things in her life, and yet there really is nothing that quite takes the cake like getting kidnapped and then waking in a cage. In what is probably a basement. And the only company she has is some stoic vampire sitting next to her. And it's all only kinda her own fault.

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    a supernatural underground cagefight au.

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    03 Aug 2021

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    So what if Lexa's skin always had a slight glow to it, the kind that made her seem young and bright, yet effortlessly timeless all at once? Who cared if the pencil skirts she wore hugged the curve of her hips in ways that made Clarke rethink every item in her wardrobe? Or if suits looked just as sinfully good on her trim frame, always complete with tight fitting vests that managed to accentuate the lushness of her deceptively round and full assets…

    None of that mattered.

    Lexa couldn't be trusted.

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    Demon!Lexa AU where Clarke rides a fine line between wanting to tear her coworker limb from limb, and simply wanting to tear her clothes off.

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    02 Aug 2021

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    Clarke was accustomed to the universe dealing her a crappy hand, but it’s safe to say a naked stranger landing in her yard during a freak thunderstorm wasn’t on her bingo card.

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    01 Aug 2021