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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    Assuming Aladdin, Abu and the genie never happened, Jasmine is forced by the Sultan to marry the Grand Vizier Jafar because she had renounced every prince in the land. To spare her life and her fathers, Jasmine makes a deal with Jafar. Everyone knows what the kingdom is like under the Sultan's rule but what would it be like under Jafars? Jasmine is surprised to learn he makes an excellent leader. She wonders what else he is good at.

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    03 Apr 2022

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    Jeff gets a new roommate.

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    26 Dec 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Annie's in labor and Jeff's out of town.

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    23 Dec 2021

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    It was a super duper bad idea to get involved with a human fireball that was incapable of monogamy, Darcy knew that. But she did it anyway, because her secret weakness is super hot ne'er do wells.

    The good thing is that being with Johnny made Darcy realize she wanted MORE from a relationship than really hot sex.

    It takes all the tequila, losing his clothes, the threat of Captain America's giant hose monster getting near his girl and a giant sombrero to give Johnny the courage to realize he might want more too.

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    21 Dec 2021

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    Jon, 29

    Looking for a date to a wedding. I'm not kidding. Must pretend to be my girlfriend. Some PDA required (holding hands, etc), but feel free to punch me in the face if you're ever uncomfortable. Or just tell me and I'll stop.

    **Warnings**
    -the bride is my ex and the groom is my half brother
    -I am desperate not to show up alone to my ex's wedding
    -my dad is a dick and he WILL try to hit on you
    -I'm terrible in large groups, extrovert with good social skills preferred
    -this will be a full weekend and it's unclear if I can get a room with two beds this last minute
    -I will buy you a new dress for the occasion. You actually won't have to pay for anything, though now that I type this it sounds like I'm looking for an escort and I think that's illegal?

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    21 Dec 2021