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    Two months after his father disappeared into the Arctic and one week after the damnable lemur incident, Artemis Angeline Fowl II cut his hair, burned his dresses, and began studying fairy tales.

    To get what you want, you have to give everything else up first. And Artemis Fowl has always been willing to sacrifice it all to get what he wants.

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    03 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    The fairies are watching him. They always are. But familiarity breeds contempt, and by now, Artemis is certain that they have built up an entire psychological profile of him, complete with past childhood trauma and attachment issues.

    Honestly. He wrote acclaimed books on psychology, and, yet, they think that he cannot accurately imitate any of the mental health disorders they believe him to have. The very notion of it is ridiculous, but the average fairy has never been the smartest of creatures.

    Rather like humans, in that regard.

     

    At the moment, they think him to be a rather dull boy. In possession, perhaps, of an inimitable and rare intellect, but a child all the same. A normal child, though one with abnormal intelligence, who feels normal emotions, has normal goals, normal dreams, normal relationships…

    Artemis Fowl II has never been normal, not in any sense of the word.

     

    Or: an attempt to reconcile the version of Artemis we see in the movie with the genius of the books, a.k.a. genius!movie!Artemis matching wits with a genius!movie!Opal.

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    03 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    In which MI6 attempts to understand the various oddities surrounding Artemis Fowl, Artemis' father starts a new chapter for their family, and a charity gala goes horribly wrong.

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    03 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    The public image of Artemis Fowl has never been squeaky clean by any means, but the LEP’s Public Relations team have the perfect marketing ploy to fix that: a blockbuster movie of his childhood.

    And the trailer just dropped.

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    03 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Pulled out of an undercover job because his son has discovered the existence of fairies, Artemis the Second wearily comes to terms with the fact that his kid isn’t exactly a chip off the old block.

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    03 Aug 2020