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    From a prompt on the kink-meme: "Thorin's company escapes the goblin tunnels, they are chased by the wargs and they take refuge in the trees. But when Azog shows up it turns out he has no intention of killing them. He has been fantasizing about Thorin ever since the dwarf cut off his arm, and now he has every intention of proposing to the love-of-his-life in a proper orc-fashion...

    So, instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."

     

    The fill went slightly sideways from the prompt. Enjoy.

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    17 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    Jack squints at his phone, then over at his beautiful sleeping boyfriend, then back at his phone. The headline screams, “JACK ZIMMERMANN OUTED BY BF’S DRUNKEN RANT!”

    He frowns in confusion. Bitty is here, has been here, and is so careful about drinking in public, especially now that he has a secret NHL boyfriend…. who may not be a secret anymore.

    He doesn’t want to wake said boyfriend so he scrolls past the embedded video and down to the gallery that promises, “Years of Flamboyant, Forbidden Love.” Years? He wishes. Flamboyant? Bitty is many things- fierce, yes- fabulous, certainly- but he never struck Jack as flamboyant. He hesitates, then taps on the first picture. And there is Jack, smiling, laughing, looking happy, a hand on his face squishing one cheek while the other gets enthusiastically kissed…. by his flamboyant, mustachioed best friend. Great.

    “Well,” Jack whispers to himself. “This is….. Shitty.”

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    09 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Jack breathed. Once, twice.
    You can do it. You just have to tell George about you and Bittle, and you'll feel so much better.
    George beat him to it, though.

    “Eric Bittle, your old teammate. I want him with the Falcs, the minute he graduates.”

    Well, now he couldn’t talk, could he.

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    08 Jan 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Gimli takes some time to think over just what Legolas is to him, now that the quest is over. Enter Bilbo Baggins, who finds that he can't resist assisting another elf-befuddled dwarf.

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    06 Jan 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    When Jarrod turns up on JKP's doorstep, claiming to be free of the Dai Shi, the Rangers aren't quite sure what to think. But his knowledge of Dai Shi's powers and followers may be vital if they're going to stop his new host.

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    01 Sep 2018