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    Bucky Barnes meets Steve Rogers in the middle of winter in Central Park.

    (Or the fic where Bucky works at Nordstrom and is a high class memer with a string of hopeless blind dates, whilst Steve is a precious pet goldfish lover who lives his life as a hot teacher alongside working a night job.)

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    08 Apr 2018

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    The long years Foggy had waited, some days he felt they had pulled his heart out of shape and all his love, his hopes, his promises were mangled, imperfect things that were not nearly fine enough to give away. But the boy he had fallen in love with at the age of twelve was here, looking strong and beautiful and so willing that it made Foggy’s chest hurt, and it was time to make a gift of himself, no matter how damaged he was by age and salt water.

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    06 Jan 2018

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    "Shut up," Foggy says, embarrassed for himself and also Foggy-in-the-video, holy shit. Oh, and there goes a return kiss. On the cheek, thank God, so that's something - that means Foggy can still control himself a little bit no matter how falling down drunk he is. Stupid enough to get married to his best friend, not stupid enough to actually try making out with said best friend. That. That's way too wet for a kiss on the cheek, for all that Matt-in-the-video is cackling with apparent glee.
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    You can't plea bargain out of marriage, Foggy. Consider yourself guilty as charged.

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    27 Nov 2017

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    “Two options, Matt. We do it right here with a bucket and sponge, or we do it in the bathtub, the way God intended.”

    “And door number three?”

    “Ah, that's where I chase you around my apartment with a washcloth, and we get dirt and water and blood everywhere.” Foggy pauses, breath gusting in, gusting out. “Door number three is everybody's least favorite door, buddy. Let's skip it.”

    [For a prompt at the Daredevil Kink Meme: OP wanted Matt being bathed at least partially against his will, but was okay with him starting to enjoy it midway through. Spoiler: he definitely starts to enjoy it ;)]

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    27 Nov 2017

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    “Hello, welcome to Josie’s, I’m Foggy, what are you looking for?”

    “Uh, nothing,” the guy replies, and Foggy is nonplussed for the nanosecond it takes to put together glasses, cane, and the way Hottie McHotFace is gazing absently over his shoulder.

    “Oh, oh, you’re blind, dude, sorry. But, uh, this is a tattoo parlour?”

    “I know.” The guy sighs. “I lost a bet?”

    Or: The One Where Foggy Is A Tattoo Artist And Matt Is The Worst

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    27 Nov 2017