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    “They really didn’t want the mask to come off.” Hill thumbed through the scans, and pulled out a film that she then handed over to Sam, face mostly expressionless but for the flat line of her pursed lips.

    Sam accepted the film and held it up to the light, angling so both he and Steve could see it, squinting at the outline of the Winter Soldier’s skull, and the blips of unnatural white that showed up, God, in his brain, not to mention about half his teeth, plus the mask, with its thin protrusions—

    “Those are pins,” Steve realized. He looked over at Hill. “The mask—it’s nailed to his face.”

    Hill’s face was as unmoved as ever. “Like I said. They really didn’t want it coming off.”

     

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    art by quietnight | podfic by sallysparrow017 | podfic by AvidReaderLady

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    18 Nov 2019

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    “Don’t get possessed by a clown monster, Eds, it’s just not worth the cool shit you can do.”

    “There’s nothing cool about living in a sewer and being possessed by the thing that tried to eat you,” says Eddie.

    “Exactly,” says Richie.

    or: Richie saves Eddie, but dies in his stead. a month later, Eddie starts dreaming of Richie, and soon finds out that he's not quite dead yet—It's possessed him, but Richie's fighting back. he can't hold on forever, though, so the Losers, especially Eddie, race against the clock to save Richie from Its clutches. and in the meantime, Eddie has to wrestle with his feelings for his childhood best friend, awakened by Richie's last words.

    (alternately: Tam Lin, but gay and with a clown instead of fairies!)

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    18 Nov 2019

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    All my IT fics in one convenient place because I saw IT Chapter 2 and have not known peace since.

    They're not connected at all.

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    17 Nov 2019

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    “Jeez. Tell us what you really think, Rich,” says Bill.

    “I am, that’s the problem. Sorry for swearing in your holy house, Stan, my ma always says I’ll end up staining her kitchen walls black. I’m hungry. My hand stings. Do any of you guys wanna play milk caps?”

    [Richie loses the ability to lie. The other Losers are sick of him already… So they call for backup whilst they wait it out.]

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    17 Nov 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    The culmination of 105 years of generalized incompetence on the part of two occult (ethereal) beings is Adam Young making the Lord Herself a s'more.

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    17 Nov 2019

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    He found him two days later in a tent in a forest in New York. Crowley was wearing a fetching khaki skirt and blouse set, and surrounded by little girls in blue dresses.

    "What in Hell* are you doing?" Aziraphale asked.

    * Similar to the rules of Scrabble, it's not a swear if it's a proper name.

    "Inventing the Girl Scouts!" Crowley said, beaming. Nearby, two little girls set something on fire. "Marvelous, children! Remember your fire safety lessons!" he called to them before turning back to Aziraphale. "Technically I'm stealing the invention of the Girl Scouts. They've already been invented elsewhere."

    "The Girl Scouts?"

    "It's a sort of club to teach young girls self-sufficiency and survivalist skills. It's going to inspire all sorts of trouble when they grow up, you mark me."