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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Janet Drake just adopted him. What the hell? What the hell?

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    07 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    "So here Techno was, sprawled on the ground with his hair puffed out and mask thrown across the yard, while looking up at his little family who all have the most shocked expressions on their faces.

    The culprit? Who could it be but beloved child and international annoyance, Tommyinnit."

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    Basically Technoblade is hiding his hybrid type from the other SBI bois and is trying to find a comfortable way to tell them without breaking down.

    Spoiler alert: Tommy happens.

    But so does fluff

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    01 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    No one approaches them, though. Because, although they don’t really wear a Badlands uniform, most aliens are smart enough to notice that, one, their spaceship isn’t chartered by any of the big spatial powers and two, their crew is far too diverse to be normal. And they’re all smart enough to know that this is not good news. So they don’t bother them.
    Except for Ponk.
    Because Ponk – whoever that guy is – just slips next to them at the small booth, sitting right next to Bad on the bench.
    “Hey!” he greets in some heavily accented Common. “Do you guys have some credits I could borrow?”
    Sam blinks in surprise. “Pardon?”
    “Some credits,” Ponk repeats. “My buddy left me with practically nothing and I was just vibing, waiting for him, but I’m bored now.”

    OR: The Badlands picks up a random alien from an ill-famed space station. He is also definitely an alien. No one doubts it.
    OR (2): Five examples of the Badlands being oblivious, and the one time they had to realize something about their crewmate.

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    27 Sep 2021

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    “That was a shit story,” is the first thing Tommy says when Schlatt finishes, making the adult burst out laughing. “What? It was shit. Technoblade and Philza did cool shit, Wilbur is just good at talking,” Tommy complained. “I do the same fucking thing but do I get godhood? No.” Schlatt laughs harder at the reasoning of the boy.

    Or: Tommy hears the story of three Gods and decides that he too is going to be God.

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    16 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 91

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    “What’re you lookin’ at,” Techno grumbled with no heat, throwing the log into the fireplace and setting it ablaze. The enderman’s eyes widened in wonder, morbid fascination as the flame began to consume the log.

    “Nuh uh,” Technoblade scolded. The little one’s eyes shot to him quickly. “Fire is dangerous. Bad. B-A-D. Don’t ever look up to me, got it?”

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    Technoblade adopts an enderchild

    (title from Son by Sleeping at Last)

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    10 Sep 2021