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    Short pieces written to or around songs, or lyrics that happen to catch my attention.

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    Unless you're in it, you don't get it.

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    A selection of short horror stories from October 2017.

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  1. Rec *

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    The house next door to Jaskier’s hadn’t sold in almost two years, but now a gorgeous man and his adorable daughter have just moved in. Jaskier’s been alone a long time after a terrible relationship that nearly ruined him, but the handsome new neighbor is making things better. As Geralt and Jaskier get to know one another, sparks fly, but love is never without complications.

    A fluffy, slow burn modern AU where Geralt and Ciri move in next door to Jaskier and these two adorable idiot men slowly fall in love.

    And Jaskier has a dog and Geralt works on motorcycles and everything is pretty tooth-rottingly sweet and it all ends happily for everyone. There's also a threesome between Eskel, Lambert, and Jaskier's best friend, an OC (who commenters seem to genuinely love!). Those chapters are optional though they be spicy spicy.

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    05 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is just everything. I love every single moment and it makes me SO happy

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    The first time Geralt made a deal with the fae, he was young and stupid enough to think it wouldn’t change his life.

    To be fair, he’d been dying at the time.
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    Bound by the favors he owes the strange fae who'd come to his rescue, Geralt finds himself an unwilling participant a world of bargaining magic and immortal games. Was Jaskier a friend or was he something worse than the monsters Geralt hunted?

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    03 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    It's perfect

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    Jaskier runs a bardcore channel on the continent's equivalent of youtube and has a chance to be a host of a show on the history channel. He is to go to a reenactment hotel, film some stuff, and maybe he'll have an incredible job. And he is beyond thrilled because they are sending him to Kaer Morhen - the fabled home of the once great wolf witchers, a class of warriors that he read stories about as a child.

    Only the keep is a bad medieval times wannabe and it is worse that finding out Santa Claus isn't real. The only authentic thing seems to be the actor playing Geralt of Rivia. He is authentic, like super authentic, like super holy wow authentic.

    What happens when a social media minor celebrity meets a man from the thirteenth century? Why true love of course.

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    16 Feb 2021

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    Geralt had a speech. He practiced it on Roach throughout his travels to Oxenfurt. He knew it by heart. “You’re my best friend. You’re important to me. I want you by my side year-round. I love you.” It’s all things he should have said this past spring, when he looked into Jaskier’s too-blue eyes and realized that he would do anything for this ridiculous, impossible, infuriating bard. But he hadn’t, and now it’s too late, because Jaskier has found himself a witcher more worthy of him than Geralt could ever be.

    After years of denying his feelings, Geralt finally works up the nerve to tell Jaskier how he feels, only to find his bard has found a new love— Geralt’s childhood best friend and first love, Eskel.

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    08 Jan 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    soft threesome with long pining because Geralt's an idiot. Makes me almost weep.

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    The plan is this:

    He will note all the things that annoy Geralt, and he will stop doing them, and then Geralt will want him around.

    It will work. It has to work, because Jaskier cannot be left behind.

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    21 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    When you need to remember your worth, read this.

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