Neffectual

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    Short pieces written to or around songs, or lyrics that happen to catch my attention.

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    Unless you're in it, you don't get it.

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    A selection of short horror stories from October 2017.

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    "Hey, hey, relax. Look, it's totally normal to like how the needle feels, lots of people do. Even erections are pretty common. I've never had this happen before, but it makes perfect sense. Please just relax."
    "I- I can't-"
    Jaskier bit his lip. "Look, I can- I can take care of you, after. Purely in a professional capacity. I need you to relax, I can't work when you're hyperventilating. Please just stop fighting it. I won't let you drop, I promise."
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    Ciri wants a tattoo, so she drags her father to a young, up-and-coming artist. When he sees Jaskier's work, Geralt can't help but want one too.

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    12 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Best BDSM and marriage reality fic ever, plus tattooing as eroticism. Can't overstate how much I love this.

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    11 Jun 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfection. Monster-fucking with ugly Geralt and it's all so wonderfully hot!

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    Jaskier just needs a steady roommate who can pay the rent on time. The fact that the guy is gorgeous is just a bonus. And the fact that he seems to maybe be a murderer, well. At least he cleans up after himself. Jaskier's had worse roommates, honestly.

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    29 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is so good. It feels exactly like when all your gay friends get together (and yes, gay means queer-gay unless specifically stated otherwise) and it's just... perfect. It feels familiar.

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    When Geralt finds a dildo in Jaskier's bag and decides to use it, Jaskier overhears and offers him a personal demonstration

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    23 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Unbearably hot - and then lovely

  5. Rec 23

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    Geralt meets Jaskier when he has to take Ciri to an occupational therapist. It's awkward from the start.

    "Love the way you just sit and wait for your appointment - broodingly," a familiar and lovely voice says. 

    Geralt raises his head and sees Jaskier. He's wearing a blue leather jacket, a turquoise low cut top, soft and worn, underneath, tight jeans and brown boots. He's leaning on the wall and smiling at Geralt. His bangs, chestnut, soft and unruly, fall on his bright blue eyes - a mercy for sure, since Jaskier's eyes are so blue one shouldn't look at them directly, just like one shouldn't like at the sun without a proper protection. 

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    05 May 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is everything.