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    What followed was the most bizarre courtship Q had ever—well, heard of, certainly. He didn’t have much to compare it to, but Moneypenny confirmed that normal people didn’t flirt like this. Not that he was normal. Not that any of them were.

    Or: Q has a past, a cat, and a dangerous new boyfriend. Two of these things keep him up nights, the other pees in a box.

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    17 Mar 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Q with a secret past! Q with hobbies! Very cool.

  2. Rec 78

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    “You’re called the Treasure Chest,” Shane says blankly to the man behind the counter, who is looking at him with a completely neutral expression. His name tag suggests that he is called Ryan. “It’s -- literally every sex shop in the history of sex shops was called The Treasure Chest. I’m pretty sure it’s in the by-laws.”

    “The by-laws ... for sex shops?” Ryan asks.

    Shane fixes him with a look. He sells crystals, which means he’s a con man, which means he’s a deviant of at least some kind, which means he’s been to a sex shop and he knows exactly what Shane means. “Listen,” Shane says, and then nothing else, because Ryan The Counter Man pulls an arm behind his head to stretch and the sight of his surprisingly beefy arms short-circuits Shane’s brain.

    The man blinks patiently at him. “I’m listening,” he says, encouragingly.

    OR: An AU in which Ryan runs a crystals store, and Shane is beguiled by him anyway.

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    15 Mar 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A delightful romp with some truly hilarious jokes. I love it!

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    “Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.

    “Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”

    M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.”

     

    Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.

    All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.

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    14 Mar 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Well this is excellent! Pining for eons, and a delightfully dangerous Q!

  4. Rec 24

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    When a young man is born to be a hero, some adventure must happen his way, no matter how quiet the market town into which he is born. So, when young Mr Ryan Bergara receives an invitation to spend the season in Bath, it is inevitable that the dashing Mr Madej catch his eye—and that Ryan is soon caught up in the mysteries surrounding Schaumburg Abbey.

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    28 Feb 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gotta love a Regency AU!

  5. Rec 84

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    Shane's got a problem.

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    19 Feb 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Adorable! Funny, sweet, and clever!