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  1. Summary

    sometimes you hyper fixate and become Jared, 19

    I write angst but plot-twist, I am really bad at it since crack is my specialty so you just get this dumpster fire
    (pfft- what do you mean I'm in denial? I am incapable of angst and this is proof of it.

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    Okay the readers crying isn't necessarily my faul-)

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  2. Summary

    Sound is overated

    Aka short stories for my sad and tried mcyt lovers

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  1. Rec 4

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    A tweet:
    @DanaWilliams
    Who was going to tell me spiderman made a Twitter?
    [Linked]:
    @IamtherealTonyStark
    Pov: you are in the lab and a certain spiderbaby won't stop bothering you about getting his own twitter @thefriendlyneighborhoodspiderman
    [reply] @thefriendlyneighborhoodspiderman
    I thought you and Pepper talked about not calling me Spiderbaby online :/
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    Peter Parker convinces Tony stark to let Spiderman have social media accounts and it all spirals from there, and honestly, if people didn't want Peter Parker shitposting on a superhereo's twitter, they really should have thought this through

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    16 May 2022

  2. Rec 42

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    [Highschool Romcom AU]

    Alver Crossman had peacefully lived his life as the perfect example of honorary student who had it all, until his perfect persona was threatened by this underclassman with deadpan face and voice of a sleep-deprived sloth taking a recording of his very vulnerable moment.

    Now, just how was he going to convince this student to delete the evidence?
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    Kim Roksoo really was just trying to sleep in the shed after a long day at school while waiting for his friend to finish detention, but then shenanigans happened and he was now the proud owner of the non-existent recording of their school Crown Prince-sunbaenim's weakness.

    Talking didn't do a thing and it was so troublesome.
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    Somehow Cale was unknowingly dragged into the equation when he already had so much on his plate tutoring Choi Han who was just so bad at history and classic literature as detention.
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    NOTE:
    set on an unspecified world/timeline, will elaborate more if we decided on more worldbuilding, sorryyyy

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    16 May 2022

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    12 May 2022

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    God, Vanitas had been so stupid. To say yes, when Noé had first made him that ridiculous offer. Vanitas should have known better. He had known better, and still.

    Oh yeah, why don't I suck your dick, he said. It will be fun, he said.

    Poppycock.

    It had ruined everything. It had been the ripple that set the carefully-set trajectory of their uneasy partnership veering off course, from where it gyrated dramatically before barrelling on and crashing head-on into the nearest stone wall.


    Or: Vanitas and Noé hook up and are Bad at Feelings.

    [ updates regularly every two weeks ]

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    12 May 2022

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    In an astounding display of bad decision-making and blatant stupidity from both parties, Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk catfish each other in a MMORPG.

    Update 2022/01/17: Epilogue completed

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    11 May 2022