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  1. Public Bookmark 66

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    When Luna leaves for a year for an internship in America Harry is in need of a new babysitter. That's where Draco Malfoy comes who is now a redeemed death eater, veela, and highly recommended nanny. Life only gets crazier for Harry when a new case comes to the Auror department and the Daily Prophet is printing everything that harry does. Life is never simple for Harry Potter.

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    02 Jul 2020

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    When Peter’s aunt dies, he ends up in the custody of his mother’s brother. A man who he didn’t even realize existed until a few minutes before meeting him. Obviously there must be a reason for that, right? Aunt May and Uncle Ben wouldn’t have hidden another half of his family from him without one or two…

    But it turns out there were a whole lot of reasons. Each one worse than the one before. Seems like his Parker luck is catching up with him.

    But maybe some good can come from this in the long run? After all, what his new uncle doesn’t know won’t kill him. But it will probably bite Spider-Man in the ass if he isn’t careful.

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    11 May 2020

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    Peter is broke as hell and finds himself looking for work in an unexpected place. Somehow this leads to him being hired for a more personal position by everyone's favorite merc. The only problem is that Peter finds it really hard to do his job when Wade insists on calling him by every petname he can think of...and Peter enjoys it a little too much.

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    09 May 2020

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    Dear omega,

    Congratulations! You've been selected. Alpha #95847872 has been assigned as your pre-bondee. A group bonding ceremony will take place on the 14th, unless other arrangements have been made by your alpha or their family. A valid bonding license must be submitted to Omega Services within 45 days of this letter or all services will be cancelled and any transferable benefits will not be applied to your alpha's package.

    If there is some reason why you cannot be bonded on this date, please apply for an extension by calling 1-800-555-6827 within 7 days of receiving this letter.

    Sincerely,
    National Omega Services

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    04 May 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    On his 11th birthday, like most little boys before him, Draco received his invitation to Hogwarts academy for promising young wizards and witches. It was inevitable, after all. His family was entirely made up of purebloods and distinguished donors to the school for many centuries.

    Or--- An alternate Harry Potter were Draco's not so bitchy, Harry is a mean flirt, and they're both too blind to see that they love each other.

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    03 May 2020