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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    so i saw this tweet that literally said "if you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you're the top" & it's based off of that so enjoy this stevetony installment they are one of my favorite ships

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    16 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    It's just an interview on television on a famous news show, what could go wrong?

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    16 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    When a marriage is finally arranged for the crown Prince of Asgard, his wife-to-be isn't what Thor had expected.

    He is far, far better.

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    16 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    “All I’m saying is, the guy was walking like he’d been dicked to within an inch of his life.” Clint shrugged. “And seeing as how we are all here, Bruce doesn’t do that sort of thing, the only other explanation is that our resident god of thunder gave Tony the yeehaw of his life last night.”

    “Two things.” Steve held up a finger. “First, don’t ever say ‘the yeehaw of his life’again. That’s a terrible sentence. Second, I know for a fact that Tony had a date with a nice girl from Colonel Rhodes’s church last night so–”

    Clint laughed so hard he was practically screaming, cackling peals of disbelieving laughter over shadowed by Sam guffawing over the thought of Tony dating a nice GIRL, much less a nice girl from church.

    “Point of order!” Natasha had to raise her voice to be heard. “Tony is practically snack sized. Anyone could get him walking with a waddle. Hell I’ve got a sparkly pink strap on that would get the job done. Let’s not assume he went ass to hammer with Thor just cos he’s walking funny.”

    Three sets of horrified eyes met hers and Natasha sighed. “He’s standing right behind me, isn’t he?”

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    16 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    The manager from the Chudley Cannons Quidditch team is coming to watch the last match of the school year: Gryffindor versus Slytherin.

    Harry Potter, who is the famous star player and seeker of Gryffindor, is nervous. Because his whole future depends on this match.

    Tom Riddle, Harry's lovely boyfriend, helps the seeker relax before the match. Oh, and also Harry hates him, sometimes…

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    15 Sep 2019