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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Ed finds himself in an extremely precarious situation. If he plays his cards right, he might have a chance at fucking both Mary and Stede at some point.

    And since Ed is a smooth fucking talker when he needs to be, that is how he finds himself with his tongue down Stede’s throat and his hand up Mary’s skirt in the copy room fifteen minutes later.

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    Ed is thrilled when his best friend (with benefits) from college, Mary, gets hired at the hospital where he works. He's even more thrilled to meet her husband.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    When Ed and Stede's friend groups merge, they meet at a birthday party, and Stede's life is turned upside-down. As they collide again and again, he not only has to figure out what Ed means to him, but what he means to himself.

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    Or: The five times Stede wasn't ready, and the one time he was.

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    29 Feb 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    DON'T PAY THE

    GUY WITH THE

    BLUE GLASSES

    HE DOESN'T

    WORK HERE!!!

     

    Crowley usually just takes a little off the top, but what kind of self-respecting hustler would he be if he passed up the opportunity to make a quick buck letting a pretty thing like that top him off?

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    09 Jan 2024

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    “I heard you’re a writer,” Blackbeard says.

    There’s a sudden rustling sound as Blackbeard kicks something across the floor. Frenchie bends down to retrieve it, and sees that it’s a notebook. Wide and empty, like that one Lucius used to carry around with him.

    “Write us a better ending then.” 

    (Captain Blackbeard has heard about Frenchie’s ‘bit of fanfiction.’ He asks him to write a better ending for his and Stede’s story. Frenchie tries his best but soon other people want to tell the story the way it should have gone, including Fang, Lucius, Ivan, Jim, and ultimately Ed. In the act of surviving and telling stories together, relationships are considered, examined, and developed. Meanwhile, a ship trailing seagulls grows closer and closer on the horizon.)

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    25 Dec 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    In the absence of every other being Aziraphale had long been taught that he could — no, should count on, the only one who was actually here was Crawly.

    The cold, wet, miserable months on the Ark lead to an unexpected, though not necessarily ill-advised, tryst

     
    Written for chamyl's 'A Very Filthy Advent Calendar 2021': Day 22 — 'Shhh! Keep quiet'
    Update: @auguryanxiety drew amazing art based on this fic, now included with link <3

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    25 Dec 2023