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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    It started with a bath. Or a potions accident. Or maybe it started before that, but who can tell anymore.

    Featuring: Uncomfortable wanking, more comfortable wanking, mutual wanking, bath sharing, inappropriate betting, secret shagging, those secrets at Hogwarts that everyone knows, and oblivious Harry who knows one thing: he's falling in love.

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    15 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    When Draco Malfoy resurfaces in England after eight years abroad—tattooed, pierced, and wanting to take over a corner of Harry's coffee shop to work on a writing project—Harry can't help but be intrigued. Where has he been? What is he working on? Why here? And why does he have to look so stupidly hot with all those tattoos?

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    15 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Harry gets an accidental peek. He can’t think of anything else.

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    13 Apr 2021

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    This was so very hot and Funny and sweet there at the end

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    The first story, and you could barely call it that, had appeared in the communal bathroom overnight. It was stuck to the mirror, one above each sink, like it was expected people might casually read it while brushing their teeth. 

    Except, there was nothing casual about reading explicit erotica in a communal bathroom while shoving a lubricated brush in and out of your mouth.
     
    Blaise had been the first to find it, or rather, to gleefully admit that he had. He’d burst into the common room in his pants to declare, 'There’s fucking porn in the bathroom!'

      

    Someone's writing smut and signing it with Harry's name. Hermione isn't buying it, and she has a plan to expose the true author. She also has her hand in her pants in a wardrobe.

    A (ridiculous) response to AO3s (valid) new co-creator rules.

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    09 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    In hopes of convincing Voldemort supporters to change sides, Ron decides that he and Harry should pair off with Slytherins.

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    08 Apr 2021