MistyBeethoven
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- John Wick (Movies) (41)
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- Constantine (2005) (5)
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Fanart of Claudia and Louis
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Then Shall I Know Even as Also I Am Known by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: Man of Tai Chi (2013), Extreme Pursuit (2013)
24 Sep 2020
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Trying to help the Hong Kong Police Department catch the resurrected Donaka Mark, I become employed at Security System Alliance only to find myself indeed gaining the interest of my target. For Donaka is a man attracted to innocence, and the urge to corrupt it, and he can easily sense this in me.
However, when Donaka reveals that he was wise to my deception all along, the man imprisons me in a room he has prepared long ago in advance for an experiment he has always desired to test. For if an innocent man can be tempted to sell his soul for survival, will a virgin, likewise, be willing to offer her body for the chance to live and be set free again after she has given in?
Donaka believes he no longer needs to only theorize having found the perfect test subject: Me. Now his seduction attempts and cruelty truly come to the forefront in our game of cat and mouse.
But as the weeks progress and I continue to refuse him to his mounting frustration, I begin to wonder how much longer I can hold on to my ideals and innocence. For to my horror, my body longs to surrender to my captor and I no longer know if I can resist losing my soul to Donaka Mark when I have already lost my heart.
* Dead Dove Do Not Eat
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The Dreaming Reality of What Was Left (Inside and Beside Her) by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: The Matrix (Movies)
22 Sep 2020
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Set during "The Matrix: Reloaded" and "The Matrix: Revolutions."
And after it too.
After the defeat of Agent Smith and the truce between Man and Machines, The Architect visits the Oracle to learn how she manipulated the sixth One into becoming the true One and the reason for what he perceives as the corruption of his own programming.
Meanwhile, Neo's heretofore unknown final two requests of the Deus Ex Machina are recounted, both involving the woman he loved, lost and left behind in the world of the Matrix.
Sequel to "Keep on Dreaming" & "The Dream of Her Leaving."
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A Caterpillar's Paean to a Nighttime Butterfly by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: The Night Before (1988)
22 Sep 2020
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Winston Connelly finds himself torn between his new love, Tara Mitchell, and the chubby childhood friend he left behind to transform into someone both popular and accepted.
As the date nears for his first year at college, he finds himself wondering if he lost more than he possibly ever suspected by transforming the night before...
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- Part 71 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves
- Part 2 of Imago
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The Truth Lying Behind the Devil's Paintbrush by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: The Devil's Advocate (1997)
21 Sep 2020
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At the firm of Milton, Chadwick and Waters, the clients are not the only ones with secrets, for the lawyers and the head of the firm itself, especially, each hold terrifying truths behind their smiles.
Being a young nun in New York City, I am blissfully unaware of this, struggling with my doubts and loneliness, until I see Kevin Lomax mourning at the grave of his recently deceased wife Mary Ann and am soon instructed by the Reverend Mother to help guide the young lawyer through his grief. Tempted by the handsome Lomax, I gradually learn that there is more to his request to be counseled than his spiritual needs and that both he and his enigmatic boss John Milton have much more sinister plans for me...
WARNING: ANOTHER POSSIBLE DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT ENTRY
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Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves by MistyBeethoven
Fandom: 47 Ronin (2013), A Happening of Monumental Proportions (2017), A Scanner Darkly (2006), A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Babes in Toyland (1986), Bill & Ted (Movies), Black's Photography: Inventory Sale (1986), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), BRZRKR (Comics), Chain Reaction (1996), Coca Cola: Coke Is It (1984), Constantine (2005), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), Echo (1993/2005), Exposed (2016), Extreme Pursuit (2013), Feeling Minnesota (1996), Freaked! (1993), Hamlet (RMTC 1995), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Hardball (2001), I Love You to Death (1990), John Wick (Movies), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Kellogg's Corn Flakes (1987), Knock Knock (2015), Life Under Water (1989), Man of Tai Chi (2013), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, My Own Private Idaho (1991), One Step Away (1985), Parenthood (1989), Paula Abdul's Rush Rush (1991), Permanent Record (1988), Point Break (1991), Replicas (2018), River's Edge (1986), Something's Gotta Give (2003), Speed (1994), Swedish Dicks (2016), Sweet November (2001), The Bad Batch (2016), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Devil's Advocate (1997), The Gift (2000), The Lake House (2006), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Matrix (Movies), The Neon Demon (2016), The Night Before (1988), The Replacements (2000), The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020), The Watcher (2000), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), To the Bone (2017), Toy Story (Movies), Under the Influence (1986)
24 Sep 2020
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Once upon a time, there was a woman who had a crush on an actor named Keanu Reeves and most of the characters he portrayed. Knowing she would never actually meet the object(s) of her affections, she decided to write fanfics in order to satisfy her own foolish romantic desires.
These are those fics.
I know that Keanu Reeves will never read these and given the content I should probably be very grateful. But if you ever do, Mr. Reeves, I hope that they show a little bit into this author's soul and just how much you and your characters mean to me. So this is all really just a love letter told in stories.
Or a masturbatory fantasy.
However poetically inclined or painfully honest you are. :/
*I was recently personally attacked for these stories at another site. I know who it was, despite their alias, but I won't name them here. I'm better than that. But if you're trying to shame me into deleting these stories or to stop writing them...NO! BLOODY! WAY!
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I find Duke Caboom. Duke Caboom finds me.
Duke learns about sex.
Together we learn what happiness means.
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Before he accepts the role of Neo, Mankind's awakener, a man and hacker named Thomas Anderson loves and loses a woman.
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John Wick and the Administrator find themselves encountering both the mundane and the thrilling.
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Orpheus' last song. It was not his murderers to whom he sang.
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19 Sep 2020
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Wedding Night #368 by bolognabits
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
16 Aug 2019
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It's been a year since Rey married the newly reformed Ben Solo, but she doesn't quite look the same as she did on their wedding night. She's fattened up significantly, and yet her husband doesn't seem to mind at all. In fact, he seems to be excited by the contrast. Maybe if she digs down deep enough, she might see the benefits of being so... pleasantly plump.
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10 Sep 2020
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Would you say that Samurai's music has done its job?
"I still get cybered up Arasaka attack dogs coming after me at least twice a month, so I'd say it has. Kerry and I compare stories all the time about it. He's got me beat; one of his came crashing through a window once, but the guy I guess had misjudged the angle, so he basically flew through the room and out the other window. They were 54 floors up from the street."
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- Part 4 of kiss your knuckles
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27 Aug 2020
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Before his slumber had taken him, his mind did play a cat and mouse game with his heart, though it did never give up its secrets once he had caught it many years later.
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12 Aug 2020
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The sun that creeps through the window of Baker Street is bright, but faded by the dark blinds that had been put up. Post-Reichenbach. Non romantic.
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12 Aug 2020