MistyBeethoven



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  1. John Wick (Movies) (41)
  2. Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV) (21)
  3. Gotham (TV) (7)
  4. Freaked! (1993) (6)
  5. Constantine (2005) (5)

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  1. Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves by

    Fandom: 47 Ronin (2013), A Happening of Monumental Proportions (2017), A Scanner Darkly (2006), A Walk in the Clouds (1995), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Babes in Toyland (1986), Bill & Ted (Movies), Black's Photography: Inventory Sale (1986), Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), BRZRKR (Comics), Chain Reaction (1996), Coca Cola: Coke Is It (1984), Constantine (2005), Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game), Dangerous Liaisons (1988), Echo (1993/2005), Exposed (2016), Extreme Pursuit (2013), Feeling Minnesota (1996), Freaked! (1993), Hamlet (RMTC 1995), Hamlet - Shakespeare, Hardball (2001), I Love You to Death (1990), John Wick (Movies), Johnny Mnemonic (1995), Keanu Reeves - Fandom, Kellogg's Corn Flakes (1987), Knock Knock (2015), Life Under Water (1989), Man of Tai Chi (2013), Much Ado About Nothing (1993), Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, My Own Private Idaho (1991), One Step Away (1985), Parenthood (1989), Paula Abdul's Rush Rush (1991), Permanent Record (1988), Point Break (1991), Replicas (2018), River's Edge (1986), Something's Gotta Give (2003), Speed (1994), Swedish Dicks (2016), Sweet November (2001), The Bad Batch (2016), The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The Devil's Advocate (1997), The Gift (2000), The Lake House (2006), The Last Time I Committed Suicide (1997), The Matrix (Movies), The Neon Demon (2016), The Night Before (1988), The Replacements (2000), The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run (2020), The Watcher (2000), The Whole Truth (2016), Thumbsucker (2005), To the Bone (2017), Toy Story (Movies), Under the Influence (1986)

    24 Sep 2020

    Summary

    Once upon a time, there was a woman who had a crush on an actor named Keanu Reeves and most of the characters he portrayed. Knowing she would never actually meet the object(s) of her affections, she decided to write fanfics in order to satisfy her own foolish romantic desires.

    These are those fics.

    I know that Keanu Reeves will never read these and given the content I should probably be very grateful. But if you ever do, Mr. Reeves, I hope that they show a little bit into this author's soul and just how much you and your characters mean to me. So this is all really just a love letter told in stories.

    Or a masturbatory fantasy.

    However poetically inclined or painfully honest you are. :/

    *I was recently personally attacked for these stories at another site. I know who it was, despite their alias, but I won't name them here. I'm better than that. But if you're trying to shame me into deleting these stories or to stop writing them...NO! BLOODY! WAY!

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    I find Duke Caboom. Duke Caboom finds me.

    Duke learns about sex.

    Together we learn what happiness means.

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    Before he accepts the role of Neo, Mankind's awakener, a man and hacker named Thomas Anderson loves and loses a woman.

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  5. Summary

    John Wick and the Administrator find themselves encountering both the mundane and the thrilling.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Orpheus' last song. It was not his murderers to whom he sang.

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    19 Sep 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    It's been a year since Rey married the newly reformed Ben Solo, but she doesn't quite look the same as she did on their wedding night. She's fattened up significantly, and yet her husband doesn't seem to mind at all. In fact, he seems to be excited by the contrast. Maybe if she digs down deep enough, she might see the benefits of being so... pleasantly plump.

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    10 Sep 2020

  3. Rec 1

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    Would you say that Samurai's music has done its job?

    "I still get cybered up Arasaka attack dogs coming after me at least twice a month, so I'd say it has. Kerry and I compare stories all the time about it. He's got me beat; one of his came crashing through a window once, but the guy I guess had misjudged the angle, so he basically flew through the room and out the other window. They were 54 floors up from the street."

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    27 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Before his slumber had taken him, his mind did play a cat and mouse game with his heart, though it did never give up its secrets once he had caught it many years later.

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    12 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    The sun that creeps through the window of Baker Street is bright, but faded by the dark blinds that had been put up. Post-Reichenbach. Non romantic.

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    12 Aug 2020

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