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    On day four of being a genin, Sakura accidentally travels forward through time and into Ino's apartment.

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    1/1
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    272
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    43
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    1037
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    “You do have a plan,” Sakura prompted, doubt flickering in her eyes, “don’t you, Sasuke-kun?”

    “We use…” Sasuke started, and then suddenly became acutely aware of a bead of sweat rolling down his back, “...science?”

    --

    Sasuke learned a great many skills from Orochimaru. The scientific method was not one of them.

    OR: A fic where Team Seven and Team Taka unite to ruin Sasuke’s life.

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    English
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    17,670
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    155
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    1142
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    Right before her very eyes, the cat transformed into a man. His chakra twisted and bloomed, now fully human and even bigger. This was, incidentally, another fantasy of Karin’s, except in her fantasies the magic transforming naked man was much sexier.

    Also in her fantasies, the sexy naked man almost never attacked her.

    (It's yet another Akatsuki-as-cats fic, featuring Karin.)

    Language:
    English
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    22,363
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    333
    Bookmarks:
    118
    Hits:
    3201
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    Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121,578
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    575
    Kudos:
    1881
    Bookmarks:
    690
    Hits:
    28461
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    Ulquiorra very calmly turns the corner to find that in his three minute absence, Orihime has somehow managed to die.

    “Okay, okay,” her soul is muttering to herself as she paces in front of her fallen body, arms windmilling around her. “Don’t panic! You can fix this!”

    OR: Ulquiorra helps Orihime with a basic winter chore. Despite the dying, it's very fluffy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    491
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    “I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”

    “Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow. 

    “And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.

    OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,133
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    519
    Bookmarks:
    194
    Hits:
    5336
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    The summer he turns ten, Harry gets new neighbors. They are very weird, the Dursleys are VERY scandalized, and Harry has the greatest year ever.

    OR: Bakura and the Ishtars try to have normal, non-criminal lives in a new country and fail.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,471
    Chapters:
    8/15
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    3696
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    Itachi is sick, and Kisame tries to do a mission on his own. Things go very, horribly wrong.

    Hidan couldn't cause this much death and destruction if he TRIED.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,606
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    1524
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    College AU. Deidara takes an Ancient Religions class.

    Turns out, he is in way over his head.

    (Now with a Russian translation by Antique_claw on ficbook.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    220
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    1266
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    Bakura and Ryou-centric role reversal AU: Bakura’s life takes a turn for the strange when he steals a weird piece of jewelry. Not that spending his days shoplifting purses for Malik’s knock-off handbag crime empire and his evenings making bets on card games was necessarily normal. It’s just that now he also has a weirdly polite ghost to worry about.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,112
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    851
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    “Are you…” he asked, and his eyes flickered over to the romance novel, propped open to page 142. “...titillated?”

    (Ulquiorra and Orihime experiment. They're not very good at it.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    908
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    “Can we pet your dog?” Viktor, never one to be ashamed, asked.

    The man stared at him, incomprehension written across his face. Viktor tried again, slowly and clearly, with hand gestures.

    “Pet?” he said. “Your dog.” He pointed. “Pet. Pet. Peeeeet.” He stroked the air.

    Little did either Viktor or Yuuri know, ‘pet’ was actually Catalan for 'fart.’

    “Pet OK?” Yuuri tried.

    The man, affronted, sneered at them and dragged his adorably fat dog away.

    “I don’t see how that went wrong,” said Viktor, who had just been repeating the word 'fart’ slower and slower to a stranger.

    [OR: Viktor and Yuuri get lost following a dog in Barcelona. Written for Victuuri Big Bang 2.0, partnered with tumblr user estellie!]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    902
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    Yuugi loses the final duel against Atem. Now Atem must haunt the puzzle eternally... or find someone to beat him at a game. Literally any game. This is harder than it sounds, but luckily all his friends are happy to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,979
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    350
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
    2445
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    For a prompt from Fascinationex: “ninja are meant to be able bodied, but plenty of them grow to experience chronic injuries and illnesses due to the nature of their work. exposure to poisons and dodgy joints are common, for example. a lot of medicine and man hours go into keeping good ninja in working order -- but when a ninja becomes a missing-nin, she starts having to deal with these problems independently. and that's when problems arise.”

    In Mist, you fought until you couldn’t, and then you got a desk job. Unfortunately “desk job” doesn’t translate well into “missing-nin.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,089
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    925
    Bookmarks:
    430
    Hits:
    7819
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    “You can’t quit skating to play children’s card games,” Celestino lectured.

    (In which the Yu-Gi-Oh trading card game exists and Phichit is very supportive of what is the weirdest direction for Yuuri to take coping with failure. Oh, and Viktor's there.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,787
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    1218
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    Ginny finds an old artifact that houses an evil soul that keeps trying to possess her. She is NOT doing this again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,052
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    706
    Bookmarks:
    279
    Hits:
    6162
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    Prompt from Fascinationex: "Yuri Plisetski likes cats. He talks to cats, like many cat owners do. That seems normal -- right up until they start talking back."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    431
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    Deidara was eating a protein bar on the go, which is how he had to eat most of his meals to satiate Sasori’s complete lack of patience. Then Sasori suddenly whipped around, grabbed Deidara’s face, and stuck one of Hiruko’s creepy old man fingers in his mouth.

    “Hrng?” Deidara managed to say. This was… this was pretty weird. Not exactly violent, because Sasori wasn’t hurting him, but weird. Really weird.

    “You’re chewing on one side,” Sasori accused like Deidara had committed some heinous crime instead of just innocently eating his lunch.

    (Technically an exploration of Deidara’s relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,442
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    523
    Bookmarks:
    127
    Hits:
    2600
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    Orochimaru-sama comes to the Academy and asks for the student with the best calligraphy.

    “Only the girls learn it,” Iruka-sensei says, and Orochimaru-sama clicks his tongue like he disapproves. “But we have several capable young kunoichi.”

    Sakura has the highest marks in calligraphy, higher even than Ino-chan. She has good marks in their painting class, too, and any class that involves holding a pencil. She tells Orochimaru-sama this proudly.

    “How wonderful,” he says, and she’s giddy with praise from the legendary war hero.

    He wants to see her write, so she does. They go to Iruka-sensei’s desk and both her teacher and Orochimaru-sama watch her. Orochimaru-sama asks her to write smaller and smaller. She does. He praises her.

    “Yes,” he says, “I think you’ll do.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    1337
    Bookmarks:
    413
    Hits:
    7941
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    When you die, you haunt your soulmate. Yuuri thought this sounded romantic until (no longer) living legend Viktor Nikiforov's ghost showed up-- now he just sort of wants to leap out the nearest window.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,751
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    130
    Kudos:
    601
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    6259

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