Misfit_McCoward
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes the immortal leader of a cult tries to summon the god of death and gets you instead. ‘Not dying’ just got a lot more complicated than ‘follow chemlab safety instructions.’ A tongue-in-cheek, Akatsuki-centric SI/OC.
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Ulquiorra very calmly turns the corner to find that in his three minute absence, Orihime has somehow managed to die.
“Okay, okay,” her soul is muttering to herself as she paces in front of her fallen body, arms windmilling around her. “Don’t panic! You can fix this!”
OR: Ulquiorra helps Orihime with a basic winter chore. Despite the dying, it's very fluffy.
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- Part 2 of UlquiHime Domesticity AU
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“I mean,” Deidara growls, “you’re you from the future.”
“Of course I am,” Itachi says, like Deidara is a bit slow.
“And I’m me from the future,” Deidara continues, feeling a bit hysterical. Whatever Itachi did with the chakra nexus on the forbidden island, it ended with both of them traveling through time. “What the F––,” Deidara yells, and then tries to punch Itachi in the face again.
OR: Deidara unwillingly signs up for Itachi's personal time-travel fix-it fic.
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All Fun and Games (Until Someone Loses A Soul) by Misfit_McCoward
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2020
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The summer he turns ten, Harry gets new neighbors. They are very weird, the Dursleys are VERY scandalized, and Harry has the greatest year ever.
OR: Bakura and the Ishtars try to have normal, non-criminal lives in a new country and fail.
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Right before her very eyes, the cat transformed into a man. His chakra twisted and bloomed, now fully human and even bigger. This was, incidentally, another fantasy of Karin’s, except in her fantasies the magic transforming naked man was much sexier.
Also in her fantasies, the sexy naked man almost never attacked her.
(It's yet another Akatsuki-as-cats fic, featuring Karin.)
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Domestic fluff about one horrifying undead monster that gives you nightmares and one superpowered and very enthusiastic human.
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"Did you love him?" Rishid asks, and in another mouth - another life, even - the question would be crass.
"No," Malik laughs, the sound sweet in his throat, "there was never time."
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Bookmarked by Misfit_McCoward
04 Apr 2020
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Kakashi comes down with a cold seven(ish?) days after he passes his first genin team. He knew children were a bad idea but he didn't think it would change anything this fast.
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Bookmarked by Misfit_McCoward
02 Feb 2020
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Maria arrives in the elemental nations just in time to be very sure she doesn't want to live there.
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- Part 8 of naruto works by fascinationex
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The One Where Itachi and Deidara are Soulmates by fascinationex for Misfit_McCoward
Fandoms: Naruto
02 Dec 2018
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Deidara has a soulmate. The soulmate is ruining Deidara's life almost as effectively as Deidara is.
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- Part 5 of naruto works by fascinationex
Bookmarked by Misfit_McCoward
03 Dec 2018