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  1. Summary

    Two completely unrelated oneshots, put in the same series because--and I didn't realize this until Blush was halfway written--Bakugou has either a praise or degradation kink, and Deku accidentally sexes him up with the other.

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    Best read in the order posted.

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    A villain with dubious intentions is pulling some philosophy that involves using their quirk to make men go through a random heat cycle. The Genius Office tries to stop them, but basically they don't lol.

    Midoriya, with his obsession for unique quirks, thinks its pretty hot but then he's face-to-face with The Consequences(TM).

    or, Midoriya and Bakugou and Todoroki keep a teen pregnancy a secret for a little bit, but how do you keep a teen pregnancy a secret? You don't.

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    30 Jul 2021

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    Extraordinarily well-done. I kept having to take breaks because the vibe is so Off. Worth it, baby ✌

    Up to and including ch9. 7.31.21

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    “You have to promise not to tell anyone about Flame Heart Hero," says Midoriya, "Because the thing is… When I started drawing the manga, I based the main character off Kacchan.”

    “Wh— Bakugo’s the heroine? Bakugo?”

    For a second, Ochako thinks she’s entered an alternate universe. There’s no way shouty, stompy Bakugo belongs in a shoujo manga. He especially doesn’t fit as vulnerable, insecure Yurika-chan, who got captured by a villain in the first few chapters, failed her first Hero Class exercise and cried, lost at the Sports Festival and cried again, got kidnapped by villains in front of her whole class, didn’t get her provisional license, then got into a fight after-hours and cried some more…

    “Holy shit,” breathes Ochako, “Bakugo’s the heroine.”

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    21 Jul 2021

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    Up to and including ch5.

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    At 13 he went through his first heat.
    At 15 he was open for business.
    At 16 he was a fan favourite.
    At 19 he was at the top, always on high on demand. He mastered everything to perfection. The dancing, the hosting, and the fucking.

    Now at 22 he was getting ‘too old’. He needed a buyer soon or risk being sold off into an omega’s nightmare.

    The story in which after the fall of All Might, alphas reign supreme. Bakugou is an omega with a powerful quirk, who was kidnapped and raised at an omega brothel house.
    He never, ever considered meeting his childhood victim here.

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    21 Jul 2021

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    Up to and including ch11. 7/21/21

  4. Public Bookmark 69

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    Shinigami Deku, Bleach AU

    tw: self harm suicide bullying, everything

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    19 Jul 2021

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    When Harry defeats Voldemort, all those marked by Voldemort lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he becomes a fry cook in a diner. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry comes to him for advice. AU, obviously, as Snape was still alive when I wrote this story.

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    06 Jul 2021

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