Mercutio



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    WinterShockHawk with bonus Taserpool and pre-existing Shieldshock. Cap and Darcy's breakup sows dissension in the team. The snipers protect Darcy from Cap, but can they protect her from herself, Deadpool and worse still -- themselves?

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

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    20 Jul 2019

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    So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

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    09 Jul 2019

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    After the war, Draco finds his own path toward redemption, with a little help from his major domo.

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    12 May 2019

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    Superior: Elder Ross and Elder Barnes, your mission location will be .... Wakanda.

    Ross: Wakanda?

    Bucky: Wakanda! Third-world nation of textiles, shepherds and cool outfits!

    I got tickets to see the traveling show of Book of the Mormon (which was a first-rate performance) and then Black Panther came out. This seemed like a natural paring.
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    04 May 2019

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    When the Tesseract sends the Red Skull into space, something else comes through. Something eldritch and dire and – OK, maybe not that dire.

    A misunderstanding traps Tentacle God Bucky under the ice with Steve. Can they get past their differences and learn to get along? (Spoilers: Yes, yes they can.)

    Now Steve has someone to help him navigate the future and the Avengers will never be the same.

    Please note: This story is rated T for violence and language (because even as an Eldritch God Bucky swears a lot.) All tentacle sex is implied, not explicit.

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    18 Mar 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The way tentacle monsters should be. Except with less sex.

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