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    Jungkook bursts through his best friend’s apartment with a panicked edge, stumbling on shaky legs until his hands find purchase on a granite counter.

    Taehyung stops buttering his toast, eyebrows raised in surprise, but nothing else, while Jimin takes a gentle sip of his coffee, unfrazzled by the youngest’s appearance. "Good morning, Kook."

    Jungkook snaps his neck up, eyes blown.

    “I just had the best sex in my life.” He whispers.

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    namjoon sets the bar for jungkook's sex life and nothing is ever the same since

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    28 Aug 2020

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    “Eddie Kaspbrak, repeat after me: ‘I am a sloppy bitch.’”

    Eddie sighs. “I am a sloppy bitch.”

    “Good. Now that we’ve got that sorted, let’s break up with your wife and boyfriend.”

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    19 Aug 2020

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    Sokka and Zuko are both weird guys. Fortunately, they're the same kind of weird as each other.

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    26 Jul 2020

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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    15 Jul 2020

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    Keith leans forward a little further, puts his weight on his arms and kicks his socked feet in the air a few times, like paddling water. “I’ll be your friend, Shiro.”

    Shiro pauses where he’s bent over the couch, meets Keith’s gaze dead-on and stares. “Aren’t you generous.”

    “I’m so good,” Keith chirps.

    “So drunk,” Shiro mumbles. He’s not wrong.
     

    TL;DR a first meeting, a snow in, a Holt, and two lonely boys

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    28 Jun 2020