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  1. Rec 89

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    After nearly four hundred years of life, General Sarah Alder had been quite certain she’d long surpassed the ability to be surprised.

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    Five times Tally Craven surprised Sarah Alder, and one time Sarah returned the favor.

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    19 Nov 2021

  2. Rec 42

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    Hermione can't believe that once again she's stood crying in the first floor girls' bathroom. The troll bathroom. And, once again, because of a certain Ron Weasley. It's the Yule Ball! The one time she decides to try doing her hair, and her make-up, and to not feel self-conscious and just have fun and he— he has to— to ruin it!

    And now she's not the only one in the bathroom. Someone has come in. Come to stand next to her and do their hair in the mirror.

    Fleur. Why did it have to be Fleur?

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    07 Oct 2021

  3. Rec 26

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    Not only was Lily Evans a singularly gifted witch, she was also uncommonly kind. She had a way of seeing beauty in others. Most especially when that person couldn't see it in themselves.

    And a bit of a habit of kissing people to cheer them up. Sad people. Angry people.

    And will she stop standing so close! Bellatrix isn't here to chat, or be nice! She's here to teach her a lesson for daring to kiss her sister! What was Andromeda thinking? Enchantress? Looks more like a mudblood to her.

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    07 Oct 2021

  4. Rec 33

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    This has to be a joke. A nightmare. This cannot be happening.

    Thirty years since the end of the war, reputation finally recovered, and Narcissa's husband, Lucius Malfoy...reveals that he's been having a twenty year love affair with his work colleague.

    With Neville Longbottom. Yes, that Neville Longbottom. Currently married to Luna Lovegood.

    And now, as if she could not sink any lower, Narcissa has somehow found herself living at Shell Cottage with said lunatic witch. A witch who is always jabbering pure nonsense. Leaving strange plants and animals all over the place. Singing, and dancing, and happily dragging Narcissa around. Never wearing appropriate clothing, getting paint everywhere and—

    No. This has to be a joke. A very cruel joke. Ridiculous.

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    The Grace and Frankie inspired AU that turns our emotionally repressed Ice Queen and lovable kook into reluctant roommates. You don't need to have watched Grace and Frankie to read it (although it's really good, so you definitely should!)

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    03 Aug 2021

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    It's been seven years since the war, five years since Hermione and Ron broke up, and...oh dear Merlin, two years since Hermione went on a date.

    But it's fine. She has friends. She has her work.

    Very complicated work that keeps her late in the office one Friday night. That takes her down to the Department of Mysteries, and back to the Hall of Prophecies for the first time in ten years.

    And in that one night, her humdrum life is thrown completely out of the window.

    Suddenly her life is one bizarre twist after another. Prophecies and potions and and caves and cliffs and house-elves and and and-

    And being stuck in the past. Stuck ten years in the past with Bellatrix Lestrange.

    That bloody prophecy.

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    14 May 2021