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    07 Apr 2018

  2. Rec 38

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    based on a discussion at reddit.com/r/asoiaf

    What if Robert Baratheon had been informed about Cersei's twincest? What would the outcome be?

    I suggested that the twins would lose their heads for treason, Tywin would be forced into losing all power and prestige, and having to make Tyrion his heir, while the boys Joffrey and Tommen would be sent to the Wall.

    This then led us off on the bunny trail of the hilarity possible with Prince Joffrey I Am Too Good For Everyone mixing it with the Crows of the Night's Watch.

    We give him two weeks before he annoys someone so much that they push him off the Wall....

     

    NB: I've never written fanfic in my life, and have no intention of trying to outdo GRRM or be all that serious. Fuck it. Life's too short.

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    20 Mar 2018

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    The most hilarious fix-it I have ever read.

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    A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

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    22 Feb 2018

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    Long, thick with action and things happening, sharp as Tony's and Loki's wit, several POV, a lot of excellent things.

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    The Avengers capture Loki and hand him over to Asgard, where they assume he will spend eternity being punished for his crimes. His parents turn out to have other ideas.

    WARNING: I generally portray Thor as a kindly, empathetic character. That is not the case in this story.

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    27 Jan 2018

  5. Rec 44

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    I've been meaning to move a couple of old stories over here from LiveJournal, and today is the day!

    From a now-deleted prompt on Norsekink. (Essentially, a fix-it fic for the forced breeding fills that were really popular at one point-- I made the mistake of reading one of them and couldn't sleep for the rest of the night. Someone else had the same experience and made this prompt, which I was glad to fill to clear my head. The title source can be found here.)

    Once again, this story features a very unfriendly view of Thor. Sorry, Thor. I don't really think you're a monster, I just got really carried away with the prompt. And to be honest, I was kind of pleased with how the story turned out.

    On the other hand it's also one of the very few Loki/Pepper fics I have ever seen, if you're into that sort of thing. And it may be the only story I've ever seen which features Loki doing stop-motion animation with plasticine!

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    25 Jan 2018

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