MasterDragonChi



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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    “That was the least romantic shit ever. Sneezing when you meet your soulmate… who the fuck came up with somethin’ stupid like that?”

    “I share your sentiments, my dear. But who are we to question the fates? It could have been worse.”

    “Like farting?”

    “Ah, flatulence. The peak of romance, that is.”

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    Hartwin Soulmate AU's, if the Universe had a (very, very awful) sense of humor.

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    17 Jul 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 15

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    Eggsy agrees to star in a video called "What Strangers Think Of You". He stands in front of a two-way mirror, describing his flaws, while on the other side, someone he doesn't know compliments him.

    Eggsy is quite taken by the stranger when he finally meets him face to face.

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    17 Jul 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Eggsy participates in a video called "First Kiss" in which he has to kiss a stranger in front of the camera for the first time. He just hadn't expected the man he's been partnered with to be quite so... gentlemany. And charming. And such a bloody good kisser.

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    17 Jul 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    "Look, 'Arry is well fit but I don't wanna fuck the bloke or sumthing,"

    "Eggsy, you look at him like you want to eat him alive,"

    "'E's nice to look at!" Eggsy says defensively, clutching his paperwork to his chest. "I just don't like 'im - or anybody - that way, romantically or sexually,"

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    in which eggsy is kind of annoyed at how everyone thinks he wants to bang harry

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    17 Jul 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    There’s a badly dressed, short, blond teenager clinging to Arthur’s arm, looking around excitedly and asking him to buy him the overpriced shoes, a limited pair of Adidas, on display at a shoe boutique. It’s kind of gross, watching their boss parade around someone more than half his age.

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    17 Jul 2018