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    “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

    “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

    “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

    "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    “Hey Lewis! We need you out here. Got a big order. And you gotta see this guy.” Kelly shouted as she held open the swing door. Darcy huffed and grabbed a cloth, wiping her hands clean and straightening out her blue and red uniform.

    “What’s the problem? Did you not read the sign?” Darcy snarked pointing up at the blackboard that read ‘Menu: Slice of Pie and Coffee. If you don’t like it, get out.’

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    16 Jul 2018

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    The serum made Steve bigger, faster, stronger. It also made him hornier. Natasha steps in when his right hand isn't up to handling the job anymore, but is Steve in over his head?

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    15 Jul 2018

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    For a prompt on avengerkink:
    "Bruce has a huge cock. I mean seriously, it's a how-did-you-fit-a-tactical-missile-in-your-pants-it's-appropriate-they-call-you-the-Hulk-because-damn-that-thing's-as-thick-as-my-forearm-how-does-blood-even-keep-circulating-to-your-brain kinda deal.

    And Darcy's a relatively small woman. So when they first start dating, Bruce is incredibly hesitant to do anything that involves losing his pants. Then he finally drops trou and Darcy's all "I didn't know they came that big outside of porn," and Bruce is all self-conscious and "I've hurt partners before, we don't have to - " and Darcy's all "Don't be silly. Use plenty of lube and make me come until I can't feel my brain first, and I'm pretty sure we'll be good."

    So he does. And they do. And it's fucking amazing. Bonus points if one night Darcy's too sore to take it and offers to let him fuck her tits instead.

    But really I just want explicit fun-times with Bruce all self-conscious about his massive, massive cock."

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    26 Jun 2018

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    Follows on from P.O.U.S., in which Darcy is undismayed, enraptured even, by her boyfriend's ginormous endowment. When she and Bruce are trapped in a collapsing building, she gets to meet the other guy and adjusts her fantasies accordingly.

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    26 Jun 2018