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    Stiles is convinced that Jock-y Derek Hale hates him. It takes an accidental injury at the beach to turn that all upside down.

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  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Stiles Stilinski hates many things.
    Spiders, Crocs, simple gramma mistakes (“Scott, you’re stands for you are and not that something belongs to you, is that so hard to understand?!”), double dippers, deniers of science, overly religious people who discriminate others because of their religious beliefs, burnt popcorn, people that don’t eat silently, the kind of neighbors that decide 7am on a Saturday is the ideal time to mow their lawn with the obnoxiously loud lawnmower, people who abuse animals and don’t appreciate dogs, cat people, marriage, he also hates every kind of troublemaking supernatural creatures, and of course, Kate and Gerard Argent as well as any kind of Hunter.
    The only reason the Argents and other Hunters aren’t at the top of his lists of things he hates is because there’s one thing that he hates even more. It disgusts him really and he tries to avoid those who suffer from that kind of parasite, mostly so he can avoid the parasite itself.
    The number 1 thing he hates: Children and pregnancies.

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    During Allison's pregnancy, Stiles repeatedly realizes why he doesn't want to be a parent, of course, Derek has to prove him different!

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    24 May 2016

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    The five times Sheriff Stilinski pulled someone over expecting to see his son in the car, and the one time he didn’t expect his son (but should have)

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    20 May 2016

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    “The Hales are dangerous, Lydia,” Jackson butted in, coming to Stiles’ rescue. “Haven't you heard the rumors about how they eat newly turned weres on the night of the full moon?”

    “Wha-” Stiles let out a strangled noise and Jackson patted him in fake sympathy, suppressing his usual cocky smile.

    “Well, haven’t you heard the rumors about how they grow horns and a pointed tail and carry a pitchfork on other nights?” Allison countered, huffing out a soft laugh. “Those rumors are ridiculous,”

    “Can we please stop talking about the Hales?” Stiles pleaded, shivering and tired, rubbing the towel over his flat dripping hair. “...especially Derek, who still scares me,” he swallowed hard.

    [aka, even though Talia Hale’s first and foremost plan on moving to Beacon Hills was to “Clean up the Hale image”, Derek looked far too contented with his “Scaring the shit out of Stiles” plan. Just - he didn’t know Stiles was already of age and maybe transforming into something pretty badass any day]

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  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Which is why he’s so confused when she and Stiles Stilinski start dating, because he’s had an epic crush on Stiles since they’d started sitting together at lunch the previous semester (that had to do with Stiles’ friendship with Lydia, who was good friends with Laura, and the fact that Stiles’ best friend was dating Allison, who was Lydia’s best friend). And if Laura knows about his crush on Stiles, she definitely wouldn’t be dating him. In fact, he’s one hundred percent positive that if he tells Laura that he had a crush on Stiles she’ll break up with him immediately, but he doesn’t do that, because if Laura’s happy he doesn’t want to ruin it for her, even if it means that it broke his heart every time Stiles came over and they went into her room under the pretext of “studying”.

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    20 May 2016