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    Ryou, a relentlessly repressed and controlled accountant, accidentally slips between dimensions. Since he's a practical, cautious man and not a complete idiot, he retraces his steps and slips right back out again. But he's not alone. And now his life is going to take a sharp turn away from "repressed" and "controlled", to very strange places indeed: into a warped image of the past and into a very uncertain future, through war and violence, to the very edges of reality and beyond.

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    A series of fics and one-shots in the same continuity. Metatron's plan failed, Naomi survived and the angels were not evicted from Heaven.

    Starting with Penitentiary Wing and its immediate sequel, Mind the Gap. A one-shot should also get added shortly.

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    Rock Lee, Diplomatic Envoy to Sunagakure. There are so many ways that could go wrong. But Lee is determined to succeed! And to befriend the feared Kazekage too, while he's at it. Good thing Lee loves a challenge...

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    Following the Battle of New York, the Avengers Initiative kicks into high gear under the leadership of Steve Rogers, i.e. Captain America. Tony didn’t mean to become part of this initiative, but it makes sense to sign on due to his experience with SHIELD and Rhodey’s War Machine suits.

    The upside: Tony’s tech can be used in a widespread and meaningful way to help protect people. The downside: the last time Tony saw Steve, he’d rejected Steve’s proposal of marriage and broke his heart, leading to almost ten years of the two having no contact whatsoever. Until now.

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    03 Feb 2020

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    Dean makes a living off of being an escort and a killer sleight of hand. He makes the unfortunate mistake of putting himself on Russian mobster Castiel Krushnic's radar. Instead of fearing for his life, Dean is just... annoyed.

    Straight men are such a fucking nuisance.

    Especially when they start killing Dean's clients-- ...wait.

    Is this the part where Castiel makes him an offer he can't refuse?

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    07 Jul 2019

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    They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to and he's used to it, by this point, but it's still rude.

    "So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "

    "Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."

    Cas looks like Dean just slapped him in the face, bloodshot eyes comically wide in a how dare you or maybe a are you drunk sort of way. Sam can empathize.

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    12 Jun 2019

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    Dean is inexplicably drawn to Castiel, who is so far out of his comfort zone it's shocking. But something about Castiel has Dean falling farther and harder than he ever has before, and before Dean knows it, he learns that their romance is deeper than just the two of them, deeper than anything he's ever experienced in his puny mortal life.

    This is bigger than Dean.

    This is the beginnings of history as he knows it.

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    14 May 2019

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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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    05 Feb 2019

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