Gifts for Malapropian
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Her name was Kira Yukimura, and Finstock met her in a bookstore a few counties over. She was barely thirty, she was beautiful, and within seconds of meeting her, Kira’s mother slapped him hard across the face.
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“I’m Bobby. The dead guy who lived here before you. Well, I mean, I was living at the time. Not anymore.”
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- Part 1 of C'mon, Live a Little
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He dreams.
He burns, always.
He reaches for relief from the flames.
(There is a boy.)
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- Part 6 of Steter Week 2017
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Getting To Know Me Getting To Know You by orphan_account for Malapropian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Jun 2017
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In an Omega verse where Stiles has never really felt comfortable in his own skin, he seeks out the company of other Omegas to help him make sense of the world they live in.
Meeting Peter Hale however was totally unplanned, and so was everything that happened from the moment they met.
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A Working Dinner by Julibean19 for , Triangulum, Arabwel, Malapropian, TriscuitsandSoup
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Jan 2017
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"In the last twelve days, Stiles had seen Peter for a total of 7 hours, and those were mostly snatches between 2 and 5 a.m. when he crawled home to catch an hour of real sleep before heading back to work. By 8 p.m. on Sunday, Stiles was itching for a fight, or at the very least an orgasm. He slid into his tightest pair of jeans and sped to Peter’s office. It was as busy as Stiles had ever seen it, lawyers and analysts buzzing around, taking calls, typing rapidly, or cursing at the printers. Stiles almost felt bad for interrupting what was clearly a very tense time. Almost, but not quite."
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And Pasta as a Side by orphan_account for Malapropian, Julibean19, TriscuitsandSoup, TierraHermosa, Arabwel, Triangulum
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Dec 2016
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"...Well, you know, compliments to the chef.”
Smutty pwp for the writing prompt: "fingering and pasta. Go wild"
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When Stiles turned seven his mother got him a globe for his room. Stiles remembered that globe more than the rest of his house. His mother would spin it, guiding his finger against its side and when it stopped she’d read about whatever region it landed on.
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The Most Important Tool in a Chef's Arsenal is the Fire Extinguisher by Elpie (Horribibble) for jack_the_giantkiller, Malapropian
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
09 Aug 2016
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The day Dorian Pavus signs up for Pinterest heralds the beginning of virtually all of Felix’s second-hand embarrassment. Because, suddenly, Dorian is under the impression that he can cook.
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This is a podfic of Maledictum's (truly wonderful) work The Art of Shaving.
Original summary: When Peter picks up Stiles from the airport, he expects certain things. He expects the noise and the smells and the crowd. He expects an exhausted Stiles to climb him like a tree and demand immediate reunion sex.
Peter is not expecting to see that.
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I Was Waiting For You (And I Didn't Know) by neoladyapollonia for Malapropian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Dec 2015
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Peter finds a boy in the woods. He has no idea this will shape his life.
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- Part 1 of Finding Each Other May Be All We Need
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TRADUCTION! Quand Peter récupéra Stiles à l’aéroport, il s’attendait à certaines choses. Il s’attendait aux bruits et aux odeurs ainsi qu’à la foule. Il s’attendait à un Stiles épuisé qui lui grimperait dessus comme à un arbre et qui lui demanderait à avoir du sexe immédiatement. Peter ne s’attendait pas à voir ça.
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Trolls are assholes by DenaCeleste for Mysenia, Bam4Me, Emela, Ylith, cannibalinc, Malapropian, charlottecjhlvr,
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Jul 2015
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Scott faces a playground bully, and Derek tells him like it is.
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Peter can’t tell if he likes the kid or should be wary of him. There’s something in his eyes, in his movements and tension, in his voice, and words. Something the others haven’t picket up on. Something Peter wants.
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The Unexpected Marriage of Peter Hale by moonstalker24 for AnAbundanceofStilinskis (Horribibble), Malapropian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Jul 2015
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This is the story of how Peter gets married without technically dating anyone.
“You can bring your boyfriend with you,” Talia says.
Peter stops giving Henry more bits of dried fruit to stare at his sister “Boyfriend?”
“Of course!” Talia gestures at Stiles who looks around behind him with wide eyes. “I’m sure the whole family would be interested in meeting your young man.” -
The Only Sound by Elpie (Horribibble) for infinidensity (ekaterin), taylorpotato, Malapropian, neoladyapollonia, Celty
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Jun 2015
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Stiles becomes acutely aware of the weight and vibration of his voice in his throat. He knows what volume feels like, and understands the intricacies of modulating it through context clues. If his voice shakes at first, no one seems to notice much.
Except Peter.
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They're broken. In some cases, they'd be able to heal the other's gaping wounds, fill the other's empty places, piece the other one back together again. Sometimes, though, it doesn't work out that nicely.
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Wash Hands Before Returning to Work by neoladyapollonia for Horribibble, Malapropian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Apr 2015
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Stiles has learned a new trick and is eager to show his lover. This excites Peter...
Until it doesn't.
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A Good or a Bad thing ... by hellbells for Malapropian, Elpie (Horribibble), , nezstorm
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Feb 2015
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Anthony Hale watched his wife walk through the study obviously agitated. “You okay?”
“There are hunters close by so ... no. Oh, and a baby kitsune has decided that Peter would make his ideal new caregiver!”
He put his paper down. “For a Nogitsune .. they would be uniquely suited.”
Talia glared at her husband. She wanted helpful comments not sass. She would have stayed talking to her brother if that was the case. She knew that life was not going to be boring.
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- Part 1 of Young Nogitsune Stiles Hale
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'Twas the Night Before Christmas by orphan_account for , nezstorm, Malapropian, , xTurtlexArmageddonx, killjoywhatsername
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Nov 2014
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T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, but there was a dildo vibrating. The fishnet stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that St. Dickens would soon be there. The people were all nestled snug in there bed, while visions of pole dancers and sex masters danced in their heads.
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Or, the Christmas classic redone in a terrible parody.