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  1. Rec *

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    Peter's autistic. Yes, of course he’s still Spider-Man. Deadpool tries to accommodate, with mixed results.
    Then: plot.
    The fic is better than this summary, scout's honor.

    I play fast and loose with canon but try to stay true to (what I perceive to be) the spirit of the characters.

    • Rating *may* change to explicit later. I have an outline but the boys are already starting to veer off. I can't make promises.
    • Chapter-specific warnings will be given.
    • Story/chapter titles are all Eels songs.

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    05 Jun 2018

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    Wow. Wow?? Wow!!!! A very engaging read!!

  2. Rec *

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    Peter and Wade team up so often, in fact, that they’ve ended up belly-to-belly in broom closets, wedged together like puzzle pieces in wooden crates during hideouts, and in various close-up positions that require a significant amount of trust for Peter to be comfortable with. But it took a while.

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    Five times Peter was uncomfortable being crammed against Wade, and the one time he wasn’t.

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    02 Jun 2018

  3. Rec *

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    The first thing Jim noticed about McCoy, and what started him on this whole messy path, was that McCoy was just a little…off.

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    22 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is one of my favorite fics of all time. I think about it constantly. It is SUCH an engaging read!

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.

    Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.

    (Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)

    *Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.

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    17 Mar 2018

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    Collection of one-shots. Please look at the complete list in ch.1 for details. The most recent instalments:

    43. Bilbo departs from Erebor, knowing only Thorin lives. Years later, Thorin comes for him.
    44. In the darkest hour, Bilbo plants the acorn in Dale.
    45. Mountain winters are not for hobbits.
    46. Bilbo is injured by the spiders.
    47. After learning of Thorin's upcoming political marriage and another piece of unfortunate news, Bilbo leaves Erebor.
    48. A mysterious gift turns Thorin and Bilbo into children.
    49. As Thorin sinks into goldsickness, Bilbo finds himself sick with something else.
    50. Five Times Thorin put his clothes (coat) on Bilbo, and one time Bilbo did that himself.
    51. The battle is won. But the prize, to Thorin, was too high.
    52. In another series of events, the conflict surrounding Erebor is resolved by games. And mushroom stew.
    53. Bilbo figures out how to use the Arkenstone during battle. But the price for using its power is high.
    54. Summer has come to the East: too hot for hobbits general and too sunny for certain parts of Thorin's skin not used to exposure.
    More to come?

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    14 Mar 2018