Maenad_Zytra



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    When Harry defeats Voldemort, all those marked by Voldemort lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he becomes a fry cook in a diner. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry comes to him for advice. AU, obviously, as Snape was still alive when I wrote this story.

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    Rey blinked at him. “He… pleasures himself in the men’s room?” Poe nodded. “In one of the stalls?” Poe nodded. “He doesn’t lock the deadbolt?”

    “Nope,” he said, popping the consonant. “It’s common knowledge that the men’s room is… um, occupied from 2:00 til 2:15.”

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    A crack!fic, treated seriously, and then treated like a crack!fic. In that order.

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    Fish likes him, but Chips, Q's other cat, ignores him resolutely. Bond can't figure out why.

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    After the apocalypse, Skyfall still stood. Luckily, Bond had been prepared for that.

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    If it was some kind of weird religious thing, it was for a god Geralt had never heard of. Probably it was just a weird Jaskier thing. Crows, of all creatures! Corpse eaters. Grain stealers. No one liked crows. But Jaskier was voluntarily traveling with a Witcher; maybe he just had poor taste.

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