Madness_rebel



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    In which Eggsy just happens to bruise easily, is temporarily living over at Harry’s house for reasons and is hell bent on cleaning out every inch of the attic after seeing the disastrous condition of it.

    On his hands and knees if he has to.

    Harry would really like to know why everyone has been giving him carpet samples and making suggestions about changing his hardwood floors.

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    16 Oct 2021

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    Eggsy stares at the Mark on his chest sometimes, and wonders if his soulmate would ever settle for street trash like him.

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    16 Oct 2021

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    Or, Five Things A Gentleman Should Never Do Without

    “In my defence,” Eggsy says, “It could have happened to anyone.”

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    16 Oct 2021

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    "Hm?" Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy's face, then catches up and resumes working. "Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry's wife."

    "You wot?" Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then over to Roxy like he might've mis-heard.

    But he hasn't because Roxy's face wrinkles minutely in sympathy that has Eggsy's ears burning and he snaps his eyes away again in humiliation.

    "Yes, Harry's married. Did he never mention that to you?" Merlin pauses long enough to frown briefly, then he shrugs. "Well, on to more important matters…"
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    Or: The one in which Harry is married to his friend (for entirely non-romantic reasons) and nobody explains to Eggsy that very important detail.

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    15 Oct 2021

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    Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.

    “Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”

    Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.

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