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    (it's more likely than you think)

    Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.

    Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.

    It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    07 Sep 2019

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    When Castiel's offered a senior position in the Heavenly Host, he decides that before he commits himself he'd better take that holiday on Earth he's always wanted. So he does, and he meets Dean.

    Inspired by the movie Coming to America.

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    28 Aug 2019

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    In which Bilbo's mark takes him on an unexpected journey to find a dragon and, just maybe, himself along the way.

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    15 Aug 2019

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    The Quest for Erebor is complicated a bit by the interference of the full moon, as was inevitable on such a long journey. Bilbo has been hired as a burglar by the Company, but he's not a part of their pack--which leaves him in a rather dangerous position. Thorin doesn't want Bilbo anywhere near his pack--until he does.

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    14 Aug 2019

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    The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

    He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

    Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.

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    23 Jul 2019