Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
2 Jun 2014
"But, Derek --"
"Stiles," she sighs. "Look, I know we kind of supported you with your whole... Derek Hale, The Perfect Boyfriend Fairy Tale. But, you seriously need to date real people."
"What," Stiles says, with no question mark. "You think Derek is not real?"
She looks at him like he's stupid. "Yes,"
Stiles slumps in his seat.
or in which none of Stiles' college friends believe Derek Hale is fucking real. But, Erica has a plan. And this is just really about the whole pack loves Stiles.
a canon divergent fic.
Stiles has been keeping a lot of secrets and John is at the point where he’s losing patience.
Right now, though, John’s standing on the lacrosse field, trying to forget about all the bodies that have turned up, and wondering where the hell his son is.
Peter makes it a point to know who every student at Beacon Hills High School is. Even if they're completely unremarkable, he likes to know the basics about them. He's a senior, still a child according to his sister, but he's tapped to be her right hand, her enforcer. It's his job to know about everyone that could be a potential threat. She calls him paranoid, he calls it practicing. So when a new student comes, the first in a long time (in years really. No one moves to Beacon Hills.), Peter pays attention.
The one where Stiles is a new student and Cora's new best friend. Derek is traumatized after Paige, Peter's trying to keep his pack safe, and why does Stiles smell so weird?
It's Monopoly time," Scott says without looking up from Mass Effect.
"Monopoly time?" Derek asks.
"Safeway and all their sister stores like Albertsons are doing their Monopoly game," Stiles says. He grabs his backpack and rifles through it before pulling out his Safeway Monopoly board with little Monopoly pieces stuck to it.
Isaac snorts from next to Scott.
"You're not going to win anything," he says.
"Oh ye of little faith," Stiles says. "I already won a $50 gift card."
"What, seriously?" Isaac asks.
"Stiles wins something every year," Scott says, groaning as his character dies. "Last year he won a $5,000 college scholarship."
"Fingers crossed for the vacation," Stiles says.
Peter woos Stiles with Monopoly pieces.
Erica, Stiles' roommate, is going to be the death of him, damn it. They've been bitching about how creepy Fetlife can get when Erica suggests Whiplr.
"What's Whiplr?" Stiles asks.
"It’s a messaging app for kinky people," Erica says. "You make a profile with what you're into, add a picture of yourself, and you can see who's near you and browse through their profiles."
"Isn't that just as easy to run into creepy people as it is on Fetlife?" Stiles asks.
"Oh for sure," Erica cackles. "But that's the fun part, getting to run people off and scare the shit out of them."
"Your version of fun is very different from mine," Stiles says.
Stiles meets Peter on Whiplr and things get kinky.