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    “Holy shit,” Clint’s eyes were huge and round. “Did you get Steve pregnant?”

    Tony choked on his coffee. “What? How--why--what? How would that even happen?”

    “Hey, you’re the one planning to ambush him with a shotgun wedding.” Clint moved his bowl of Lucky Charms out of the range of Tony’s coffee spray. “It’s a reasonable question.”

    “Steve’s not pregnant!” Tony shouted. Was he? He couldn’t be. They hadn’t been gender-swapped lately. What about that alien fertility ray? No, that had been at least seven months ago.

    Steve wasn’t pregnant.

    Probably.

    “I’m not ready to be a father,” Tony blurted, clutching his hair with both hands.

    “I’m not drunk enough for this conversation.” Clint opened the liquor cabinet and examined its contents with a critical eye. “What kind of booze goes best with marshmallows?”

    (Tony plans a wedding. The wedding is in ten hours and he hasn’t exactly proposed yet, but he’s used to compressed project cycles. What could possibly go wrong?)

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    Where Steve doesn’t quite die, ends up stranded in the multiverse and would quite like to know how the hell so many versions of himself ended up sleeping with Tony Stark. Well, that’s going to make things a tad awkward when he gets home.

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    Tony knew it was a bad idea to start sleeping with Steve. It could mess up team dynamics, make things even more awkward between them in the future, or just plain get in the way of their trying to save the world. Tony foresaw all of the above but not the advent of feelings, and at the most inopportune moment.

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    The Oculus spits Len back out into the world, a little over a year after he sacrifices himself.

    He finds things different, and not in a good way.

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    Written for the 2012 Secret Snarry Swap.
    Harry wants forever with Severus, but will take whatever he can get. In the meantime, Severus just wants Harry.

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