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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    07 Dec 2018

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    A series of "what if" rewrites of Harry Potter, books 1-7. Cross-posted from tumblr (ink-splotch).

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    26 Nov 2018

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    Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve.

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    28 Oct 2018

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    In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity.

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    16 Oct 2018

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    When Danny Johnson receives a sick child's wish to meet their favorite person- who just so happens to be a villain- he did what anyone would do: pour himself a strong drink and start searching online for their favorite bar. He doesn't expect for this to be a repeat occurrence, but the universe has other plans.

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    28 Sep 2018