Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
22 May 2015
Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.
So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.
Part I: The fact is, Eddie’s jumped at every invite thrown his way by Anne.
Part II: How to Keep All Your Boys in Line, a do-it-yourself guide by Anne Weying.
Part III: In which Eddie is pretty sure he’s not going to last.
- Part 1 of Atypical Endings
Once, Eddie was a brilliant investigative journalist who could pick up contextual cues with just a turn of a gaze and a twitch of a smile.
Unfortunately, an alien took up residence in his brain and squashed his ability to read body language. And somehow, he just got roped into a threesome with his ex-fiance and her new boyfriend.
Honestly, it's not that bad.
- Part 1 of Big Symbiotic Love
Fandoms: Venom (Movie 2018)
05 Jun 2019
“We are not having a threeway in a restaurant bathroom!” Eddie hisses.
“Why not, it can’t take that long,” Anne says reasonably.
“There’s always the car,” Dan suggests.
“That’s not better!”