Clint doesn’t want to go out. Doesn’t want to make conversation, doesn’t even want to eat. But he can’t show any of that, not if he doesn’t want to be rendered inactive by the psychs. Being useful is all he has left.
What he does want, mostly, is to be taken out back like Old Yeller. But that isn’t an option. He doesn’t get the easy way out.
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18 Feb 2018
An Infinite Number Of Monkeys At Typewriters (Or, Steve and Tony Finally Get It Right) by JenTheSweetie
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Oct 2016
Tony blinked up at the face staring down at him. This was impossible. This was definitely 100% not possible, he had not just started giving a good morning handy to -
After the events of Civil War, Tony and Steve wake up in bed next to each other in an alternate universe. It goes about as well as you'd expect it to.
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Nov 2017
“Speaking of American heroes—“ Phil begins.
“I wasn’t,” Marcus says rudely.
Phil ignores him. “It was an honor to be wing man to a real, undeniable American icon,” he says, taking shrimp from the freezer to thaw. “I have his trading card from 1952, when his image was being used by Fairchild against Joe McCarthy’s campaign. A little foxing on the edges, but otherwise in good condition. Current valuation—“
The inchoate sound of rage that Marcus makes is satisfying in the way a good bowel movement is: viciously physical, and spiritually rejuvenating.
- Part 2 of Home Improvement
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Dec 2014
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.
“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.
“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
- Part 1 of Home Improvement
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
07 Mar 2015
“I’m going to be moving into a, for lack of a better word, commune with a bunch of superheroes. I’m going to be selling my home in D.C. and moving all my belongings to Stark Tower in New York. You’ve probably seen it on TV being attacked by aliens. I’m going to be changing my will so that one of my coworkers, a former supervisee who is now my, for lack of a better word, boyfriend, gets durable power of attorney and all my stuff if I die. I also need to make sure his, for lack of a better word, assassin ex-girlfriend is well-taken–care-of in the event of my death. I might die,” Phil adds, probably (upon reflection) unnecessarily.
- Part 3 of The Honor System
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