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    sender: tmriddle@walpurgis.net
    recipient: hermionegranger@gryffinsdor.org
    subject: Today’s Meeting

    Granger –

    Attached is the dry-cleaning bill for the shirt you ruined when you threw your tea at it. I’m not sure if you noticed, but I happened to be wearing the shirt at the time. You are lucky it was cold. Pay the bill and I won’t sue you for assault.

    Regards,
    Thomas Marvolo Riddle
    CEO of Walpurgis Corporate

     

    sender: hermionegranger@gryffinsdor.org
    recipient: tmriddle@walpurgis.net
    subject: re: Today’s Meeting

    Riddle –

    I did notice, because unlike you, I can identify when something is being inhabited, you forest-destroying monster.

    You do not require a dry cleaner to get herbal tea out of a shirt. The shirt was black, the tea was camomile, and you have no grounds on which to stand nor sue. Your company, however, WILL be exposed for the havoc it is wreaking upon our natural world.

    Sincerely,
    Hermione Jean Granger
    CEO of Not being a Twat

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    23 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute AF

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    Harry reaches out to hesitantly take the box and lifts it so he can see what’s inside. When he does, he sees… crickets?

    “What?”

    The man smiles, and it looks almost sheepish. Harry has never been more confused in his life, except…

    “I know you said you wanted one hundred and this is only fifteen, but I haven’t had much time to look since I arrived yesterday. I’ll get the rest later.”

    Oh.

    Oh no.

     

    An unrepentant tribute to one of my favorite side quests from botw.

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    15 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute

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    Harry Potter wasn't known for his social skills, mainly because they were practically non-existent.

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    07 Sep 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hilarious

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    In which Tom attempts to court Hermione because she has knowledge of the future but gets obstructed by her obliviousness to the social customs of the 1940s.

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    05 Aug 2020

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    No matter what he does, he'll always be hers.

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    03 Aug 2020