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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    The You've Got Mail But With Phone Sex AU that nobody asked for.

    Azra's life is turned upside down when his partner of two years breaks up with him, seemingly out of nowhere, and kicks him out of their shared flat. Well, Gabriel's flat. Left to start over on his own, he ends up living above the bookshop and below his incredibly rude landlord, who seems to insist on having incrediblhy loud intercourse at all times of day.

    Meanwhile, in a moment of loneliness, he finds himself doing something he has never considered, and calls a phone sex line. Oh, and he might just be falling in love with the Operator.

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    03 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Your lot don’t appreciate you, my lot don't appreciate me, what do you say we both spend our time with someone who does?” Crawly makes his tone honey-sweet, rubs soothing circles into Aziraphale’s shoulders, lifts his wing in such a way as to let light dapple both their faces so the angel doesn’t feel trapped.

    “You don't mean… What I think you mean.” Aziraphale looks at him suspiciously.

    “Run off together, forget the sides nonsense.”

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    03 Sep 2019

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    There was a certain look that Aziraphale wore occasionally—a pinched sort of moue that looked like he’d just taken a very large mouthful of cinnamon—which meant he thought Crowley was being ridiculous. He had put it on

    “Hang on,” he had said. “You want us to do human things?”

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    If you're going to go native, you might as well go all the way.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    Agent Arthur Pendragon is the best assassin the agency has ever seen, trained and honed to be MI6’s finest weapon.
    He does not need a voice in his ear telling him how to do his job. He does not listen to stubborn geniuses who apparently had no sense of self-preservation and enjoyed baiting professional killers.
    He certainly does not fall in love with quartermasters with haunting blue-gold eyes and an irritating habit of saving his life.

    (Or the one where Arthur is 007, Merlin is Q, and they’re both still idiots.)

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    24 Aug 2019

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    Some things, however, should be said in the light.

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    21 Aug 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Another thing, I didn't know I needed.